Reading through the threads Sally is funny, succinct, and to the point.  She had me in stitches commenting on the assholes she lives with, magic.  We would get on famously, but shudder if she got on my case, having said that it would be a learning thing.  

Maybe we should have a monthly  MVP award, and vote on it.

have you seen her tongue

I like Sally in all of her sassiness

I'd vote for me too. Some of these people around here are real assholes.

Some? It's the whole damn team.

(03-15-2023, 06:36 PM)sally Wrote: I'd vote for me too. Some of these people around here are real assholes.

I'm not a real asshole. I got that fancy high falutin' fake butt surgery. I had to.....my real butt was cracked down the middle.

(03-15-2023, 08:23 AM)Piglet Wrote: Maybe we should have a monthly  MVP award, and vote on it.

I'm not opposed to that. I think it's fun to recognize Mocker's accomplishments, such as they are. We used to have something similar, but then smileys began winning POTD and I thought that was pretty fuckin' ridiculous, so I ended it. I say that as someone who isn't above acting juvenile in Mock. 

If you are considering a "Star Poster" award, would you consider the creation of a "Puckered Star Poster" award, too?

Sorta like Oscars and Razzies.

Of course I would, anything for you, doll.

Now this one's dedicated to all the youths
Who want to say nice things to all them girls
Treat her like diamonds and pearls
Dedicated to all the girls around the world
Now this is Rayvon and Shaggy with a combination you can't miss
Flip this one 'pon the musical disc
Well
Ah, ah, ah, wah, wah, wah
Girl, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done (Yeah)
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run?
Looking back shorty always ah mention
Said me not giving her much attention (Yeah)
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady
You're a queen and that's how you should be treated (Ah)
Though you never get the lovin' that you needed (Yah)
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Begged and I pleaded, mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long
And this could never be wrong
Girl, you're my angel
You're my darling angel (Ah)
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby (Tell her, tell her)
Shorty, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady (Uh, uh)
Girl, in spite of my behavior
Said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender
Say girl I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Girl, in spite of my behavior
Well, you ah mi savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender
Well, girl I surrender
(Said, thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you're still young
And who's gonna have your back when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run? (Yeah)
Looking back shorty always ah mention
Said, me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend
When I'm in need, lady

I want to see that, Tiki and the Duchess. Bathing in milk, dressed like Egyptian queens, both with a look of awe and hunger on their faces.

To lightly touch each others lips with a tender kiss, eyes closed, eager, already at the gates of heaven.

I'm not ready to be at the gates of heaven. I have things to do and places to go.

You couldnt tell. If we had an MVP youd never win it. Unless you open up, like you motherfuckkkkerin bastard, piggy.

Yeh, Sally would win everytime, so there would be no point. Although Tiki would wait in anticipation wishing and hoping, given her high self-esteem issues.

That's not the first time Piggy has told me to open up. What is up with that? Piggy, that's just weird. 

(03-30-2023, 10:30 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Although Tiki would wait in anticipation wishing and hoping, given her high self-esteem issues.

Thank you . . . I think . . . for a back-handed compliment.

I am comfortable in my own skin . . . but that might have more to do with my daily application of body lotion.

I have resisted multiple urges to post: "PICK ME!  PICK ME!  PLEASE . . . PICK ME! "

The last thing I need is to be accused of is election interference or voter suppression and intimidation.

I want everyone to know that even though I get voted for every time that I think you are still special! You are a super star in your own way. Superstars!

Spoken like a parent. 

Maybe we should have a special Olympics MVP so the rest of you have a chance.