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(12-09-2023, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote: I have too many animals to have rugs. They see a rug and they just think it looks like a good thing to destroy. Why puke or shit on the tile when you can do it on a beautiful thousand dollar rug?
If you're someone who likes rugs, there are now washable rugs available.
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(12-09-2023, 11:29 PM)sally Wrote: I have too many animals to have rugs. They see a rug and they just think it looks like a good thing to destroy. Why puke or shit on the tile when you can do it on a beautiful thousand dollar rug?
You can have a thousand dollar rug if you want it, just cover it with a twenty dollar rug to protect it!
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Can you imagine Sally's house though? All those grown kids and animals running around the house. Must be mental.
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I think it sounds fabulous. (As one who has lived alone for many years)
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Yes it would be noisy, crowded, I bet her kids have their friends over and lots happening and then all the animals, and Sally in amongst it sometimes cranky.
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(12-17-2023, 01:15 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: and Sally in amongst it sometimes cranky.
Sometimes? She's cranky all the time now. Maybe she needs her belly rubbed. MAAAAAAAARK!
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She can throw Frisbees at the moon.
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Imagine the chaos in her house, the more Sally complains the louder the natives get.
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We love Sally. She's cranky.
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If we give her some beers we could probably lighten her up a little.
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She needs that wooden spoon.
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(12-21-2023, 02:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: If we give her some beers we could probably lighten her up a little.
I had a beer at a Christmas party I went to and I had half of it and then gave it back. It tasted disgusting to me. Not like the old days were I could drink the boys under the table.