Do you know how many different tones one can say "what the fuck" in? It's a lot! 

No. Maybe High, low, medium, squeaky, raspy, pitch, and ? 
 

Wonder how many "dialects" it can be said in. A lot. 

For. Fucks. Sake!

The Lord is good!



What is going on? What did I miss? Whats happening?!

(06-04-2024, 10:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: Do you know how many different tones one can say "what the fuck" in? It's a lot! 

Channeling tic talk.  Oh my,  good lord, someone poor me double shot of whiskey

(06-04-2024, 03:47 PM)MirahM Wrote: The Lord is good!



What is going on? What did I miss? Whats happening?!

I was scrolling through many headlines and with each one I scrolled through I realized I was saying what the fuck in a number of different tones--excited, disgusted, annoyed, surprised, etc. 

Lets do this instead 

Do you want something to say "WTF" to? I'll give you something to say "WTF" to. Just watch "Red Flag Guy" he is on youtube and instagram and I CAN'T EVEN!

https://www.youtube.com/@DustinPoynterVideos

OMG
We've got guys divorcing wives for breasfeeding, guys complaining about women being too wet, and more!

Women who are overweight r
tend to outlive men who point it out

That video was so stupid. The red flag guy was funny, but his subjects were dumb. The shaving couple talk trash to each other all the time.

Red flag videos are a huge red flag for me.

(06-07-2024, 02:19 AM)BigMark Wrote: Women who are overweight r
tend to outlive men who point it out

I went off on the hubs last night.  Said wtf so many times that I lost count.  Fucking dumb ass bought a balloon arch for an English tea themed party.   What in the actual fuck was he thinking?  I've spent the last week trying to get ivy to climb up the trellises,  planting big showey flowers,  searching thrift shops for lacy table linens and fancy tea cups with saucers,  and he tells me that he ordered a fucking rainbow colored balloon arch for his little girl to walk through when she shows up to the shower.   It's going to look fuckin tacky as hell.   Men suck!

Oh dear. A rainbow arch.

The only thing missing is blowup unicorns.

(06-07-2024, 05:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: The only thing missing is blowup unicorns.

Blowing unicorns? Sounds like a Deadpool party.

(06-07-2024, 05:20 PM)rothschild Wrote: The only thing missing is blowup unicorns.

Oh, there's unicorns involved,  but not blow up ones.  He decided the granddaughters need matching unicorn necklaces.   He ordered 3 of them from Amazon.   35 bucks a piece for cheap ass unicorn necklaces.   The granddaughters are 15, 18, and 22.  I can't even, with this smuck anymore.   

I have our finances listed out and budgeted to the penny and my asshole husband throws a 200 dollar balloon arch and  100 bucks worth of cheap shit from China at me.  Meh, he's lucky that I love him.