Fuck you, Crash. If you’re out there, I beat you to it. 

Post your day to day nonsense here.

Hoping Maggot is alive and well but only absent because the evil professor has him under lock and key.

Sally will likely either a) kill her husband or b) go on a shooting rampage at some HOA meeting 

Carsman will continue to bitch about aging and health problems (me too)

Duchess could be “the third time’s the charm” with regards to taking out Trump

Mirah will keep prices for Plan B and STD testing ridiculously high

Aussie will preach as only Aussie can do

Big Mark will get multiple testicle injuries from his zoo animals 

RC will continue acting like that Peanuts character with the cloud over his head; forecasting gloom and doom…which may prove true this year!

I’m rusty and not totally back in the loop yet but fuck off if u don’t like it; happy 2025.

That takes balls.

I need to have sex first. Thanks for pointing out my miserable sexless life user! Happy New Year to you also. I'll figure out what your doing just hang on.

Thanks for not pointing out my sexless life, user!

Will 2025 be the year I lose my v-card? Probably not.

(12-31-2024, 11:12 PM)username Wrote: Duchess could be “the third time’s the charm” with regards to taking out Trump

Was he in New Orleans?

(01-01-2025, 03:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks for not pointing out my sexless life, user!

Will 2025 be the year I lose my v-card? Probably not.

Well duh, Clang and Mirah, sitting in a tree..

(01-01-2025, 01:03 PM)username Wrote:

(01-01-2025, 03:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks for not pointing out my sexless life, user!

Will 2025 be the year I lose my v-card? Probably not.

Well duh, Clang and Mirah, sitting in a tree..

Clang pushed out of the tree, tried to be funny but acted inappropriately.

Lands on a toilet plunger.

(12-31-2024, 11:12 PM)username Wrote: Fuck you, Crash. If you’re out there, I beat you to it. 

Post your day to day nonsense here.

Hoping Maggot is alive and well but only absent because the evil professor has him under lock and key.

Sally will likely either a) kill her husband or b) go on a shooting rampage at some HOA meeting 

Carsman will continue to bitch about aging and health problems (me too)

Duchess could be “the third time’s the charm” with regards to taking out Trump

Mirah will keep prices for Plan B and STD testing ridiculously high

Aussie will preach as only Aussie can do

Big Mark will get multiple testicle injuries from his zoo animals 

RC will continue acting like that Peanuts character with the cloud over his head; forecasting gloom and doom…which may prove true this year!

I’m rusty and not totally back in the loop yet but fuck off if u don’t like it; happy 2025.

Peace to you in the new year User!

It is wild to me that we have to be concerned about who is reading Mock. This has been on my mind for days now. I just can't get over that this is something we have to think about in America.

(01-01-2025, 04:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: It is wild to me that we have to be concerned about who is reading Mock. This has been on my mind for days now. I just can't get over that this is something we have to think about in America.

Right? I was j/k about u and the Trump thing (let’s NOT put Duchess on some watch list). Feel free to edit if it makes u more comfortable. I thought the same after I posted but then thought/hoped I was just overthinking it. But u don’t know…*sighs*

(01-01-2025, 03:37 PM)MirahM Wrote:

(12-31-2024, 11:12 PM)username Wrote: Fuck you, Crash. If you’re out there, I beat you to it. 

Post your day to day nonsense here.

Hoping Maggot is alive and well but only absent because the evil professor has him under lock and key.

Sally will likely either a) kill her husband or b) go on a shooting rampage at some HOA meeting 

Carsman will continue to bitch about aging and health problems (me too)

Duchess could be “the third time’s the charm” with regards to taking out Trump

Mirah will keep prices for Plan B and STD testing ridiculously high

Aussie will preach as only Aussie can do

Big Mark will get multiple testicle injuries from his zoo animals 

RC will continue acting like that Peanuts character with the cloud over his head; forecasting gloom and doom…which may prove true this year!

I’m rusty and not totally back in the loop yet but fuck off if u don’t like it; happy 2025.

Peace to you in the new year User!

Thanks Mirah!!! “Peace” is the first thing that comes to mind when I think about my wishes for 2025. 2024 was a little rough. Not a horrible year but yeah, more peace in 2025 for all sounds lovely. 

Anyone else care to share their wishes/hopes/resolutions for 2025? Hmmm?

(01-01-2025, 06:27 PM)username Wrote: Feel free to edit if it makes u more comfortable. I thought the same after I posted but then thought/hoped I was just overthinking it. But u don’t know…*sighs*

It's fine, nearly all of Mock is now invisible to "guests". *sigh* LC's crime forum can be seen, so can the sports forum and assholes in the news, but that's pretty much it. 

(01-01-2025, 02:47 PM)BigMark Wrote: Lands on a toilet plunger.

Loses virginity, anally.
Kills himself because he can't marry and support the plunger financially.

(01-01-2025, 07:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-01-2025, 02:47 PM)BigMark Wrote: Lands on a toilet plunger.

Loses virginity, anally.
Kills himself because he can't marry and support the plunger financially.

Wow big fella, you can only lose your buttginity once and that ship sailed years ago.

Clang doesn't like butthole sex. He wants straight sex with a woman while wearing his dainties.

(01-02-2025, 09:47 AM)Duchess Wrote: Clang doesn't like butthole sex. He wants straight sex with a woman while wearing his dainties.

Close. I want straight sex with s woman, while totally naked.

I got trolled on IG last night and I let the fucker get under my skin. We were having a stupid disagreement about people calling San Fran “Frisco”. I hate that as do most people from the area. Anyway, ur so limited in what u can say on those sites but the prick dug into my profile and basically started on about my daughter and whether she likes it from the front or back blah, blah. A few years ago (particularly on sites like Mock/flame forums), I wouldn’t have actually been pissed but on IG? Where my daughter has her own presence and I knew I couldn’t let fly with my most vulgar self? It didn’t sit well.

I started scrolling his profile and considering options for revenge.

I had his worst post about her deleted but I’m over it today. She doesn’t seem to care (I was sending her some screenshots and she’s been silent—I know she gets creepy posts and DMs on her own page so some guy saying something about her on some random post? She shouldn’t care).

I’m terribly disappointed in me though, I should know better, lol.