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Being the honorable gentleman I am, I never fail to admit when I am wrong and sincerely apologize to those I have wronged by my mistakes.
I owe Lizzie a public apology.
When I joined Mock nearly 15 years ago, I believed It to be a place of Liberal Intelligentsia. I thought it to be a place of profound personal reflection, open and arcane debate, conversation about current issues at the hermetic level, and a think tank for the elite, skilled in intellectual disciplines (Art, Science, History, Literature, Political Science, Law, Philosophy, Divinity, Economics, Human Relations...) to express scholarly opinion and receive pedantic discourse to explore the infinite answers to life's unanswerable questions.
Imagine my excitement thinking I was about to engage with the great minds of our time, minds such as Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Machiavelli, Blackstone, Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, my hero Thomas Jefferson, Engels, and Marx.
Please forgive my ignorance and accept my most sincere and humble apology for my error.
I now realize this is just the cesspool of your hen's club toilet.
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It's your comical expectations that cause disappointment in your life, pappy. Self-reflection is where you'll find satisfaction -- if you have the stomach to endure it. Or continue on as a lolcow. I won't complain.
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I’m trying to think who on Mock you might have mistaken for a deep thinker/great philosopher. Was it that shitbird, ImaDick? Maggotyboo? Sally’s tits? 
I joined for lively conversation and shits and giggles. 
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I know what you mean Pappy. When you talked about how long your Johnson is I was like, "That is one smart man right there" Calling user a cunt and a bimbo was beyond honorable and offering to slap user with your 12 inch schlong, unbelievable! So generous of you. And now this public apology! Wow. How lucky we have been for you to grace us with your presence this week. Thank you so much.
Oh and don't let me forget to thank you for sharing your knowledge on those little black boxes along the freeway. You have such a rich history of things to share. Amazing!
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(02-16-2025, 01:50 PM)MirahM Wrote: I know what you mean Pappy. When you talked about how long your Johnson is I was like, "That is one smart man right there" Calling user a cunt and a bimbo was beyond honorable and offering to slap user with your 12 inch schlong, unbelievable! So generous of you. And now this public apology! Wow. How lucky we have been for you to grace us with your presence this week. Thank you so much.
Oh and don't let me forget to thank you for sharing your knowledge on those little black boxes along the freeway. You have such a rich history of things to share. Amazing!
He didn’t even add “queen” after cunt!!
The nerve.
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Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
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In fact I think I'll block that mother fucker.
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(02-16-2025, 04:08 PM)MirahM Wrote: Seriously.
But he did send me a private message calling me a cunt. I am so turned on, I can't even.
Oh Mirah!!! Well done. Clearly u got under his itty bitty parts.
Win!!!
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Why didn't I get a private message? 
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I'll take the private massage.
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his pubic message was a short subject
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You see this is what Mock is all about. Just getting together and crying it all out, it's beautiful.
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Yes Sally, I agree, so beautiful.
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(02-16-2025, 09:31 AM)pyropappy Wrote: When I joined Mock nearly 15 years ago, I believed It to be a place of Liberal Intelligentsia.
Imagine my excitement thinking I was about to engage with the great minds of our time, minds such as Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Machiavelli, Blackstone, Locke, Voltaire, Rousseau, my hero Thomas Jefferson, Engels, and Marx.
Wut? My sides! My sides! 
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