Awww. Be safe, goat! Please don't get hit by a vehicle. Please!

Or eaten by an animal.
There was a pick of it this morning in someone 's front yard. I feel bad for it . :(

He must be so scared! Wah.

Do something, Duchess!

Would that I could. Absolutely.

(12-22-2023, 04:11 PM)cannongal Wrote:

(12-17-2023, 11:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: This is insanity. He's 10 years old!

I know people can't just up and leave wherever they are, I understand it's often complicated, but FFS black people, get the hell out of the deep south. 

FFS Duchess,  get your head out of your ass.  He got sentenced to 3 months probation and had to write a book report on kobe Bryant.   Do you think 10 year olds don't know how to go behind a tree or ask for a bathroom,  he fucking whipped it out in a parking lot.   At what age should we teach children not to piss in public.?

I pissed between the open front and back doors of my car in the airport parking lot a few months ago.

Is that bad?  

I imagine some security camera saw me but I could not wait, unload my luggage and make it a ¹⁄₄ mile across the parking lot to fucking pee. 

People get all worked up over “woke” ideologies and freak out about a kid taking a whiz in a parking lot. 

We probably need an EO about this.

Hypocritical nonsense.

did you face the car

(04-19-2025, 07:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: did you face the car

Oh crap, no. I was looking outward to make sure I didn’t see any people. Men definitely are biologically better equipped in that regard. 

I’ve also pee’d into a Tupperware container (while driving) on long trips because I’m just that opposed to stopping (and/or there aren’t decent/convenient places to stop). That’s freaking challenging. And I end up (if I’m lucky) with a container of piss that I have to wait to dump out so it doesn’t fly onto cars behind me like windshield wiper fluid.

i used gatorade bottles.

I once pissed myself in my brand new car going down the highway and made my son give me his hoodie to put under my ass. There was no holding it and nowhere to pull over. He didn't want his hoodie back after that. I washed it so I don't know what the big deal was, the kid came out of my vagina for god's sake.

How many beers did you drink?

At least ten. We took my son and his friends to Van's skate park and we went down the road to the Boston lobster feast. They all thought it was so funny that I pissed myself. I should have shit myself too.

never pass a restroom, not use a boner or trust a fart.

Words of wisdom, Mark.

I thought Mock had standards.

Stand at tardtition.

(04-19-2025, 09:58 PM)rothschild Wrote: I thought Mock had standards.

It does.

They’re just very low depending on where u are.

Elitist. 

LOL Geez
we need to take RC on a road trip!
I have a favorite place I do the same thing User, open both doors. Long skirts are best for traveling for such emergencies also.

Years ago, I was only able to fly in a plane, Pie-Eyed, 3 sheets to the wind, Plastered, Hammered, Stewed, you get the picture. 
Needless to say, halfway through the flight, I needed to take a piss. 
Well the seat belt sign was on due to a bumpy ride, but I couldn't wait. So I staggered to the bathroom in the back of the plane.  I went in and it was so bumpy, unfortunately I pissed all over everything the seat, walls, floor, for at least 3 minutes, never hitting inside the bowl once!