(01-12-2010, 07:07 AM)ramseycat Wrote:

(01-12-2010, 12:08 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(01-11-2010, 11:16 PM)username Wrote: I REALLY wanted to b/f my kids but I couldn't as long as I would have liked. I have. guilt.

I'm hoping they'll turn out okay anyway but I know I'm a horrible mom.

Anyone else have problems breastfeeding?

I'm not even touching this one.

Ok, I am asking nicely and not judging. Do you still really breast feed your son? Do you pump or does he actually nurse. If yes, why at his age do you feel he needs to be BF?

I know what you're doing re the Newb. I get it.

As for my son... hell they've all heard it before anyway.

He does still nurse sometimes. I've been working on weaning him for a while now, just taking it slowly. We've had several setbacks due to him getting pretty sick a few times and such. Day before yesterday he didn't nurse at all. Yesterday, only one time, so we're almost done. I've been ready to quit for a while now, I just don't think it needs to be a horrible trauma for him when everything I've read supports the idea of letting your kid nurse (if they seem to need it) for this long easily.

As for pumping, I tried desperately for several months after he was born. It never worked well for me. I found pumping to be very painful and it eventually made my nipples bleed. After that, I stopped it altogether.

Now that everyone is cringing in disgust, I'll move on. ::lol::

(01-12-2010, 09:45 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If they think this is going to become a mommy soup chicken site OH THEY WILL BE DISAPPOINTED!

How about Romper Room?

How old is your son again Syber?

(01-12-2010, 10:59 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: When you are purposefully born out of wedlock and raised by a delusional shadow-humping rodent-raiser, you sort of lose your taste for sucking on the prick's girlfriend.

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A new year begins, but where flexi frank is concerned its just the same old shit over and over and over and over and over and over again.

(01-12-2010, 09:37 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: Does it really bother you that some women just don't want fucking kids? Why does everyone think it's a woman's duty to breed like a friggin' broodmare?

How hard it is to comprehend that some women just don't like kids?

This is a whole 'nother discussion but California's Prop 8 (gays right to wed) went to federal court yesterday. Proponents on the ban on gay marriage have one argument that states that marriage is for "natural procreation". Oh rly?? So if you don't have kids or adopt or you're somehow outside the bounds of what a marriage is supposed to be? What a stupid argument.

Every argument against Gay Marriage is stupid.

Some women don't have any maternal instincts.

And some women like Ant don't have a womb because it was melted away by bile years ago.

No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me. Remember when you posted your pic I asked if you had Campbell blood? There ya go, cheese doodles run in the family. I couldn't bear it if I squirt out a kid that looked like Cheeze Doodles and Spam.

(01-12-2010, 11:21 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: How old is your son again Syber?

Nearly 3.

Can he join Mock?

(01-12-2010, 11:31 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me.

You've had sex with OP??

(01-12-2010, 11:31 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me. Remember when you posted your pic I asked if you had Campbell blood? There ya go, cheese doodles run in the family. I couldn't bear it if I squirt out a kid that looked like Cheeze Doodles and Spam.

I think this bile hints at much deeper psychological issues bubbling under the surface, I think Ant has a special room containing nothing but an empty crib where she goes to cry sometimes. Whenever she sees a happy mother pushing a buggy down the street she digs her fingernails into her palm until she draws blood, thinking of what might have been.

Every Christmas day is a nightmare, because without the laughter and happiness of children what is the point? As she rides her little child substitute, her horsey, alone she comtemplates that when she dies there will be nobody left to remember her. Maybe this was natures way of sorting the wheat from the chaff in the genepool? but something somewhere decided that this bitter womens seed should go wasted and unsown, sealing her inevitable descent into nothingness.

(01-12-2010, 11:39 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(01-12-2010, 11:31 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me. Remember when you posted your pic I asked if you had Campbell blood? There ya go, cheese doodles run in the family. I couldn't bear it if I squirt out a kid that looked like Cheeze Doodles and Spam.

I think this bile hints at much deeper psychological issues bubbling under the surface, I think Ant has a special room containing nothing but an empty crib where she goes to cry sometimes. Whenever she sees a happy mother pushing a buggy down the street she digs her fingernails into her palm until she draws blood, thinking of what might have been.

Every Christmas day is a nightmare, because without the laughter and happiness of children what is the point? As she rides her little child substitute, her horsey, alone she comtemplates that when she dies there will be nobody left to remember her. Maybe this was natures way of sorting the wheat from the chaff in the genepool? but something somewhere decided that this bitter womens seed should go wasted and unsown, sealing her inevitable descent into nothingness.

Holy shit, OP... ::scared::

You dwell too much on me OP. Nice try though.

(01-12-2010, 11:52 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: You dwell too much on me OP. Nice try though.

Anything for the birthday girl.

(01-12-2010, 11:37 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(01-12-2010, 11:31 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: No, it was the fear of a kid coming out looking like you that stopped me.

You've had sex with OP??

My first reaction as well!

I was just curious Ant why Duchess acts like having children is a vile thing. I can totally understand not wanting children. It's a personal choice.

(01-12-2010, 07:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I was just curious Ant why Duchess acts like having children is a vile thing. I can totally understand not wanting children. It's a personal choice.

Why the fuck are you asking me?!

If I were a chick I'd probably be just like Duchess.
Actually I am just like Duchess, I just control it a little better in public.
Actually pregnant women are pretty much a turn off for me, and if I were a chick and playing around with a guy would get me knocked up and that would happen to my body......hell no!!!
I'd go gay if I really needed affection.

Kids are just a royal pain in my ass.
But I'm always up for a good chicken soup receipe anyway.

I am NOT asking you. I was asking Duchess and you said why do I think having kids is required or some such nonsense. I should have quoted you. OH well.

(01-12-2010, 07:19 PM)ramseycat Wrote: why do I think having kids is required or some such nonsense.

Let me put on my lab coat and explain.

Little girls are programed to be mommies right from the start. What's the first toy you give a little girl? A dolly, a baby doll. Every little girl has to have a baby, you brain wash the little girls into it.

The little boys get a truck and a BB gun. Go figure.