Motherfucker

Rain. Blah.

Anyone ever have to change out a Prius headlight bulb?
Talk about suck!!!
32 degrees, getting dark, pain in my balls.

(01-18-2010, 07:11 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Anyone ever have to change out a Prius headlight bulb?
Talk about suck!!!
32 degrees, getting dark, pain in my balls.

Sure.........hit a mailbox and do an insurance claim. That should take care of the deductible for the new tinted windshield.

(01-18-2010, 03:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I used to scare myself silly watching horror films...

The worst and most reprehensible film I have ever seen was the beast in heat. An awful low budget film set in an SS camp near the end of world war two. It basically consists of stern women in SS uniform looking on as various women are thrown into a cage with a half man-half beast creature that is fed a constant diet of sex drugs who rapes and ravages the crap out of the women until they are dead.

Of course he gets loose and the stern SS women get their comeuppance but it really is a truly tasteless piece of shit.

Also a film called Men behind the Sun which details the experiments made on Chinese civilians by the infamous unit 731 during WW2, I got as far as the baby being put in a high pressure chamber before -

Penis.

I take it back.

I am dilated 2 centimeters and my water broke. I may give birth soon to a meatball sub from lunch. I hope its a girl and may name her Ginger Snap.........carry on, carry on.......

(01-21-2010, 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am dilated 2 centimeters and my water broke. I may give birth soon to a meatball sub from lunch. I hope its a girl and may name her Ginger Snap.........carry on, carry on.......

::lol::

(01-21-2010, 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am dilated 2 centimeters and my water broke. I may give birth soon to a meatball sub from lunch. I hope its a girl and may name her Ginger Snap.........carry on, carry on.......

Only 2cm?? Hell... you could go on for WEEKS like that.

Let us know when you get to 4

:o.............4???

(01-21-2010, 10:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: :o.............4???

You'll know by the ear-splitting screaming pouring out of your mouth as the lower half of your body feels like someone is pouring lava into it.

(01-21-2010, 10:12 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(01-21-2010, 10:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: :o.............4???

You'll know by the ear-splitting screaming pouring out of your mouth as the lower half of your body feels like someone is pouring lava into it.

Syber clearly has experience giving birth to meatball subs.

(01-21-2010, 10:16 PM)username Wrote:

(01-21-2010, 10:12 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(01-21-2010, 10:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: :o.............4???

You'll know by the ear-splitting screaming pouring out of your mouth as the lower half of your body feels like someone is pouring lava into it.

Syber clearly has experience giving birth to meatball subs.

fucking big ones at that

Effects of exposure to Julie:

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Oops, those are CHIGGER bites, my mistake.

Gross, racism, all part of Lumpy's attention-seeking MO.

How do I merge Italian and nigger? Nigalian?

Anyone here watch Sanctuary? The last episode had Will dancing for Kali and lemme tell you, he looked retarded. I got a good laugh out of it.

(01-23-2010, 01:48 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: How do I merge Italian and n-word? Nigalian?

Oh look, someone edited my post to say 'n-word.' Come on, show some creativity in your censorship.

(01-21-2010, 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I am dilated 2 centimeters and my water broke. I may give birth soon to a meatball sub from lunch. I hope its a girl and may name her Ginger Snap.........carry on, carry on.......

Now all you need to do is give us a 1000 word soup chicken essay on whether you are going to breastfeed it or not.