It's very satisfying and I don't have to suffer my partner's bad moods, bad breath and bad gas like your poor wife does.

I don't mind, Ant. I LOVE talking about my orgasms and how I got them. Frank, if you want to hear more, you just let me know.

Right, because humans were not meant to be loved or with each other.

(01-24-2010, 06:11 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I LOVE talking about my orgasms and how I got them.

Do tell...I like to encourage you, my sweet...

(01-24-2010, 06:14 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Right, because humans were not meant to be loved or with each other.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

(01-24-2010, 06:09 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Frank, don't you think you should have your writers come up with a new script for you?

No, but I do think that one of my writers to folder his notes and make a paper airplane that flies right into your eye, though.

(01-24-2010, 06:15 PM)username Wrote:

(01-24-2010, 06:14 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Right, because humans were not meant to be loved or with each other.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

::lol::

Seriously Frank, why do you presume to know what's best for someone? Neither Ant, Duchess or I have had children and it was a conscious decision for each of us, not because we're 'barren' as some people like to throw about in here. I've been married, I didn't like it so now I prefer to live on my own. I love my freedom. I realize you come from a different background that basically forces you into marriage and children but thank god I didn't. This works for me. It's my choice and I love it.

Are people really reading me so wrong that they think this shit bothers me? Weird.

Please stop complaining to me about your lack of a real relationship or love life. Thanks.

(01-24-2010, 06:36 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Please stop complaining to me about your lack of a real relationship or love life. Thanks.

That's proof right there that they apparently are.

(01-24-2010, 06:37 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:

(01-24-2010, 06:36 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Please stop complaining to me about your lack of a real relationship or love life. Thanks.

That's proof right there that they apparently are.

Frank works with what he's got, which ain't much. That 'complaining' thing he's got ran out of juice months ago but we'll pretend he's funny since he owns the forum.

This constant complaining is so fucking old. It's older than Sally's hairstyle AND IMaDick's underwear.

(01-24-2010, 06:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: This constant complaining is so fucking old. It's older than Sally's hairstyle AND IMaDick's underwear.

Oh my god, you're such a card!

I see you're humoring him...Good job !...Do whatever you have to do to protect the forum...You have my full support.

I wrote that for my own amusement but if it humors him as well, then it's a job well done.

I worked what felt like an entire month last week so, I've just decided to have a longer weekend, Ima gonna pretend that tomorrow is Sunday...I'm so lucky I'm not a drone with a cubicle...Poor bastards.

Hey! My cubicle is very nice.

I always feel bad for people who are cooped up all day...I must be projecting how I would feel & that would suffocate me...I need to move inside & out all day long...I'm very unhappy if I'm stuck inside for hours on end...Bitch would be a good word to describe me then.

I'm up and down, in and out pretty much all day. And I avoid answering my phone as much as I can. hehe

(01-24-2010, 06:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: This constant complaining is so fucking old. It's older than Sally's hairstyle AND IMaDick's underwear.

keep your fucking sick assed mind out my underwear.