Better that than his hand.

(01-24-2010, 06:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: This constant complaining is so fucking old. It's older than Sally's hairstyle AND IMaDick's underwear.

It's even older than the filipino homosexual you picked up in Chinatown last night.

(01-24-2010, 07:16 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I'm up and down, in and out pretty much all day. And I avoid answering my phone as much as I can. hehe

No wonder you're stuck in your low paying job, living in near poverty.










::lol::

(01-24-2010, 07:18 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Better that than his hand.

jesus christ, I need another vodka.

(01-24-2010, 06:07 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Actually it's the bullet kind that I use on my clit. It's variable speed as well. I never really cared for dildos much, I'd rather focus on the part of my lady bits that gives me nearly instant gratification. Every time.

a.k.a. the love button.

Best fucking thread ever.

(01-24-2010, 05:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-24-2010, 12:51 AM)Julie Wrote: You're just bitter because you don't have a ride or die chick like Douche backing you up.

Tsk...Tsk...Whoops...There you go assuming again...I'd back Syber up in a heartbeat.

You just like my tits.

(01-24-2010, 06:16 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(01-24-2010, 06:09 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Frank, don't you think you should have your writers come up with a new script for you?

No, but I do think that one of my writers to folder his notes and make a paper airplane that flies right into your eye, though.

Damn Frank, if that sentence structure hadn't been so fucked up, it would have been a funny mock!!

(01-24-2010, 07:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I always feel bad for people who are cooped up all day...I must be projecting how I would feel & that would suffocate me...I need to move inside & out all day long...I'm very unhappy if I'm stuck inside for hours on end...Bitch would be a good word to describe me then.

I enjoy the fact that I get a lot of variety in my job... sometimes I'm working on machines on my own site with plenty of free time to do things inbetween, other times I'm driving around the country-side, cursing google-maps for sending me over some damned back-country logging path through the woods with the theme from Deliverance running through my head.....

(01-23-2010, 10:40 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(01-23-2010, 10:27 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:

(01-23-2010, 10:24 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(01-23-2010, 09:59 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(01-23-2010, 09:48 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Racism causes ME problems, is why.

Apparently not...you keep letting the biggest offender go on and on and on...like the fucking Energizer Bunny.

That's me doing my best to allow "as much as possible." I am not into limiting free speech more than I really have to.

You're welcome.

You're contradicting yourself by initially saying 'racism causes ME problems' and then saying you're doing your best to allow as much as possible. Doesn't it matter to you that most of the rest of the forum is disgusted with this racist bullshit flowing from one member?

I did not contradict myself. What I indicated was a willingness on my part to put up with certain crap I don't particularly like or enjoy. People exposing PM content is an example.

PM's are the kindling for shit starters I say fuck pm's expose the hell out of them. I could care less. So don't send me any fucking pm's if you don't want them exposed because I am exposing the FUCK out of them, shit...FUCK IT!

(one free blow job offered for anyone who can accurately identify the number of times I use the word fuck...hahahaha)

5! But how DARE you be pro-privacy destruction like that ...

(01-24-2010, 03:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

OMG...I'd have to eat starch, wouldn't I ?

Yes because poor people have absolutely no access to fruits and vegetables. Turnips and potatoes and bread for you, forever.

(01-25-2010, 09:51 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: Yes because poor people have absolutely no access to fruits and vegetables. Turnips and potatoes and bread for you, forever.

Are you being cheeky with me, my dear kitten ?..

(01-24-2010, 03:32 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: FYI - it's ZIPPERHEAD not ziphead. If you're going to repeat the same thing over and over at least get it right.

Ziphead
One who is addicted to Zip, a popular mind altering drug that when taken in large doses causes a chain reaction that sends one's life straight down the tubes.

"Hilldale. Nothing but a breeding ground for Tranks, Lobos and Zipheads."
-Black Cop.

Next time do a google search before opening the hole in your stupid face.

Must be some kind of dopey British drug. Zipperhead is the usual expression here and it's not referring to drugs.

Why do people who grew up in England have bad teeth?

Why do people hangout in places they are not liked nor wanted ?

(01-25-2010, 10:38 PM)Julie Wrote: Why do people who grew up in England have bad teeth?

why do people stereotype?

why are turds tapered?

(01-26-2010, 09:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote: why are turds tapered?

Hi conehead!::wave::