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SEX & CANCER - Duchess - 06-03-2013
I just read an interview that Michael Douglas did. There was thought that his throat cancer was caused by smoking and/or drinking. Wrong! He got it from going down on a woman who had the human papillomavirus (HPV). Holy Moly!
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RE: SEX & CANCER - ramseycat - 06-03-2013
I read that this morning. I'm not sure I'm buying that.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
So did he catch it eating the snatch of Catherine Zeta Jones?
RE: SEX & CANCER - Duchess - 06-03-2013
I don't know, OP but I would think that a lot of people will be thinking that after reading this interview.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
I remember a few years ago now he claimed to be a “sex addict” and needed treatment for it. Just sounds like an excuse to fuck about to me.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Duchess - 06-03-2013
I've never bought into that sex addict bullshit. C'mon. The guys who claim that need to own their own wandering dick crap.
RE: SEX & CANCER - ramseycat - 06-03-2013
It IS an excuse to cheat and be a pig. And you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Duchess - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 08:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.
I kinda questioned that too! That should have been one of the first things he clarified after making that statement.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Midwest Spy - 06-03-2013
My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.
I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?
RE: SEX & CANCER - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
Either way Zeta Jones is humiliated, humiliated if he got it off her and even more humiliated if he got it from eating another womans snatch.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.
I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?
Your mothers beav?! Ewwwww!
RE: SEX & CANCER - Midwest Spy - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 10:30 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.
I wonder if he's proficient at munching the beav too?
Your mothers beav?! Ewwwww!
Step-mom, but, yeah.
He had some single years in there too.
Right around the time Streets of San Francisco was popular.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Duchess - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 10:24 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: My dad looks a lot like Michael Douglas.
I'll have to take your word for it, George.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Jimbone - 06-03-2013
No wonder she's bi-polar... she either gave her husband cancer, or he got it from eating at the beaver buffet A LOT.
That's enough to drive her over the edge.
RE: SEX & CANCER - username - 06-03-2013
"...if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure...".
*snicker*
Horn dog! Probably won't be getting it from the wife any time soon.
RE: SEX & CANCER - NightOwl - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 09:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:(06-03-2013, 08:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: you would think MD would make it clear he didn't get HPV from his wife. How embarrassing for her.
I kinda questioned that too! That should have been one of the first things he clarified after making that statement.
MD disgusts me! he has turned into a foul old fart. How could he do this to his wife and children.
RE: SEX & CANCER - Donovan - 06-03-2013
And in other news, Ellen Degeneres and Portia del Rossi are now sick with HPV.
But they'll be cured in a few days.
Then they'll be sick again.
Then they'll be well after a few days.
Then they'll be sick again ...
RE: SEX & CANCER - crash - 06-03-2013
Phillip Morris or Rothmans probably paid him a squillion to divert the attention away from the smoking angle...
Cigarettes are better for you than pussy, why, everyone knows that!
RE: SEX & CANCER - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
I think filming those sex scenes with Sharon Stone and Jeanne Tripplehorn in Basic Instinct turned him into a randy old goat.
RE: SEX & CANCER - crash - 06-03-2013
Costner must be gay then; he spent all that time on a boat with Tripplehorn and he doesn't have throat cancer. Reasonable deduction.