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Slim Pickins - Printable Version

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- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

Interesting to read back through the threads of the 'applicants'. Well, sort of interesting, if you're amused by juvenile 'poop' humor. It seems that most people's idea of a good 'flame' is a bag of poo on a doorstep... well, that they've already stepped in and smeared around and then try to call it art. Or wit.

I don't know, maybe I'm not 'up to snuff' for you folks either. I don't make my way in the world by spending all of my time trying to come up with clever insults, though good ones are always fun.

I think it's a friggin hoot that nearly every newb starts their thread off bashing the forum and talking about how lame it is. So what does that say about them? Stupid assholes. I think it's an interesting concept, though seriously, I don't know how much fun it is to just bash each other. Most of the flaming entertainment I've had in the past, is ripping apart morons... fortunately it's usually pretty easy. The downside is that they're often too frigging stupid to understand the arguments and insults, much less ever concede when you have 'won'. Or it boils down to 'the bible tells me so, and that's why'. ::wait::

A friend of mine invited me here... I brought my ass-tro-glide
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- Momster - 01-11-2009

Grab your heels honey! You're in for a ride Smiley_emoticons_wink

- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Interesting to read back through the threads of the 'applicants'. Well, sort of interesting, if you're amused by juvenile 'poop' humor. It seems that most people's idea of a good 'flame' is a bag of poo on a doorstep... well, that they've already stepped in and smeared around and then try to call it art. Or wit.

I don't know, maybe I'm not 'up to snuff' for you folks either. I don't make my way in the world by spending all of my time trying to come up with clever insults, though good ones are always fun.

I think it's a friggin hoot that nearly every newb starts their thread off bashing the forum and talking about how lame it is. So what does that say about them? Stupid assholes. I think it's an interesting concept, though seriously, I don't know how much fun it is to just bash each other. Most of the flaming entertainment I've had in the past, is ripping apart morons... fortunately it's usually pretty easy. The downside is that they're often too frigging stupid to understand the arguments and insults, much less ever concede when you have 'won'. Or it boils down to 'the bible tells me so, and that's why'. ::wait::

A friend of mine invited me here... I brought my ass-tro-glide
46

Loaded avatar, bitch name in place, intelligent, cute, interesting, good intro ... ::batguy:: you're making this challenging, you sexy bitch. ::angrier::




- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

Momster Wrote:Grab your heels honey! You're in for a ride Smiley_emoticons_wink

You be quiet and go breastfeed, go food shopping, or whatever the hell it is that you do.


- Liquid - 01-11-2009

Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt

- The Afterbirth - 01-11-2009

Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt
Damn it...You beat me to the nickname.

So she conforms to the entry rules...boring so far.


- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

The Afterbirth Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt
Damn it...You beat me to the nickname.

So she conforms to the entry rules...boring so far.

I know what you mean, but she seems a cut above. Maybe she can be the Soup Chicken Manager or something.


- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009



[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:
SyberBitch Wrote:Interesting to read back through the threads of the 'applicants'. Well, sort of interesting, if you're amused by juvenile 'poop' humor. It seems that most people's idea of a good 'flame' is a bag of poo on a doorstep... well, that they've already stepped in and smeared around and then try to call it art. Or wit.

I don't know, maybe I'm not 'up to snuff' for you folks either. I don't make my way in the world by spending all of my time trying to come up with clever insults, though good ones are always fun.

I think it's a friggin hoot that nearly every newb starts their thread off bashing the forum and talking about how lame it is. So what does that say about them? Stupid assholes. I think it's an interesting concept, though seriously, I don't know how much fun it is to just bash each other. Most of the flaming entertainment I've had in the past, is ripping apart morons... fortunately it's usually pretty easy. The downside is that they're often too frigging stupid to understand the arguments and insults, much less ever concede when you have 'won'. Or it boils down to 'the bible tells me so, and that's why'. ::wait::

A friend of mine invited me here... I brought my ass-tro-glide
46

Loaded avatar, bitch name in place, intelligent, cute, interesting, good intro ... ::batguy:: you're making this challenging, you sexy bitch. ::angrier::

Hey, take it easy or I'll show you my ginormous sagging tits... :Diablo:


- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Momster Wrote:Grab your heels honey! You're in for a ride Smiley_emoticons_wink

You be quiet and go breastfeed, go food shopping, or whatever the hell it is that you do.
She's the one who brings the whip to the spanking parties.


- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt

Oooh original. How about 'syberbitch'? Syberwhore? Syberslut? Sybergrannypanties?

At least my meat IS fresh.


- sally - 01-11-2009

Well I'm sure she wont have a hard time holding her own to you fucking asswipes.

- Liquid - 01-11-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt

Oooh original. How about 'syberbitch'? Syberwhore? Syberslut? Sybergrannypanties?

At least my meat IS fresh.

she is just another boring cow. we will see if she makes it once the regular crew gets online.


- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Hey, take it easy or I'll show you my ginormous sagging tits... :Diablo:

How DARE you go for such a predictable weakness on my end ...


- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

The Afterbirth Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt
Damn it...You beat me to the nickname.

So she conforms to the entry rules...boring so far.
Meh, who can't read through a few posts to figure shit out? I'm sure you will find multiple flaws to chisel at. Hopefully something more than that at least. Or am I that pristine?


- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

sally Wrote:Well I'm sure she wont have a hard time holding her own to you fucking asswipes.

And the soup chicken rally begins. It's like a Union here. They organize and get more powerful. It's fucking frightening.


- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

sally Wrote:Well I'm sure she wont have a hard time holding her own to you fucking asswipes.
And I like to sing when I hold my own... and wiggle my fingers too...

and use lots of ellipses


- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
sally Wrote:Well I'm sure she wont have a hard time holding her own to you fucking asswipes.
And I like to sing when I hold my own... and wiggle my fingers too...

and use lots of ellipses

Ho Alert.

- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

Liquid Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:Fuck off - she is new meat like all the rest. Sybercunt

Oooh original. How about 'syberbitch'? Syberwhore? Syberslut? Sybergrannypanties?

At least my meat IS fresh.

she is just another boring cow. we will see if she makes it once the regular crew gets online.
Mebbe yes, Mebbe no...

Well fuck me if I'm not just feeling all a quiver. Guess I'll have to dream of my reaming over the night. ::showass::


- Middle Finger - 01-11-2009

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- SyberBitch - 01-11-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:Hey, take it easy or I'll show you my ginormous sagging tits... :Diablo:

How DARE you go for such a predictable weakness on my end ...
Sagging tits... gets 'em every time.

Is that an atomic finger in your pocket? Or are you just happy to....

::jerk2::