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- magpie - 06-28-2009
am here for your pisstaking pleasure. That is all.
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
A one line intro ?...Yup, that'll sure give us an idea of what kinda Mocker you would make.
- magpie - 06-28-2009
and your av gives me some idea of what sort of slut you are
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
Oh really, you think you've got me all figured out by the avatar I use ?...Hahahaha
- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009
Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?
- magpie - 06-28-2009
yes, a fat, inadequate, somewhat sweaty lass, desperately trying to convince herself of her attractiveness
...either that or a 20 stone plumber called Dave
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
magpie Wrote:yes, a fat, inadequate, somewhat sweaty lass, desperately trying to convince herself of her attractivenessYou talkin' to me, pal ?...'Cuz one of those descriptions fits me to a T.
...either that or a 20 stone plumber called Dave
- magpie - 06-28-2009
yes, Mr T, that's about your size that is
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
You can call me Sal.
- magpie - 06-28-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
Load an avatar, Birdbrain.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009
magpie Wrote:I'm afraid I can't bend over that far.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
- The Antagonist - 06-28-2009
Oh look a new dummy.
Says you're in bannage for the last 8 years.
Care to explain or were you just too dumb to spell check?
- Middle Finger - 06-28-2009
Magpie, you little desk monkey, load an avatar and:
AND A BITCH NAME. YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.
- OnBendedKnee - 06-28-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Magpie, you little desk monkey, load an avatar and:
AND A BITCH NAME. YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.
or, just steal this one (it fits you to a "T"):
![[Image: avatarzzz.jpg]](http://www.boomspeed.com/braddick/avatarzzz.jpg){kind=avatar}
- Duchess - 06-28-2009
Whatta boring fuck this one is. :
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- Luke Warmwater - 06-28-2009
definitely white bread pudding
- magpie - 06-28-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:how about we break some ribs?magpie Wrote:I'm afraid I can't bend over that far.LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
- magpie - 06-28-2009
Duchess Wrote:Whatta boring fuck this one is. :I don't believe I have the pleasure of your company in bed madam and I'll thank you not to listen to the rumours!!
- LuMPyPussy - 06-28-2009
I think I know this one... she's a damn quick wit but her attention span isn't very long. Torturing her in newbie hell isn't going to be very rewarding, I'm thinking.
Edit: forgot the ing