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Weinergate - username - 06-02-2011
Just when you think you've seen every stupid political scandal possible, you realize no, there's one more out there. The crotch tweet.
RE: Weinergate - Duchess - 06-02-2011
It's absurd.
RE: Weinergate - Maggot - 06-02-2011
Weinergate! hahahahaha
That asshat should be flogged for being so stupid.
RE: Weinergate - Lady Cop - 06-02-2011
check out this article with a photo of his underpants. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393503/Anthony-Weiner-admits-Twitter-photo-taken-context.html
RE: Weinergate - username - 06-02-2011
It might be my crotch, and then again it might not be my crotch.
RE: Weinergate - Duchess - 06-02-2011
Hahahaha! You can't make this stuff up!
RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-02-2011
Today's Headlines:
Weiner spurts after photo revealed.
Weiner soft to reporters questions.
Reporters grab Weiner before meeting.
Weiner blames nuts for hacking.
RE: Weinergate - username - 06-02-2011
Hahahaha!
RE: Weinergate - Lady Cop - 06-02-2011
his car
![[Image: wienermobile.jpg]](http://www.duke.edu/~hs27/cubstrip/wienermobile.jpg)
RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-02-2011
He does have a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Weiner hard to locate after tweets.
Weiner stiffly denies release.
Weiner explodes behind closed doors.
Weiner pounded by GOP.
Any you know I'm just waiting to use "boner", "wood" or "chubbie".
RE: Weinergate - Lady Cop - 06-02-2011
![[Image: nypost-weiner.jpg]](http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4de77213ccd1d5bf2d070000-443-479/nypost-weiner.jpg)
RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-02-2011
Holy shit! Hahahahahaha!
God . . . it's even funnier in print!
RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-02-2011
Okay . . . from my brother:
"Hillary to Huma: I was never fond of Weiner."
"After five days, Weiner remains flaccid"
"Weiner escapes beating from Jon Stewart"
My Mum would be so proud.
"Weiner spanked on national TV"
RE: Weinergate - Cracker - 06-02-2011
Dude has a respectable package. I wouldn't deny it, either. I'd be like, "Yeah, that's my dick. Suck it if you don't like it."
RE: Weinergate - username - 06-02-2011
(06-02-2011, 08:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dude has a respectable package. I wouldn't deny it, either.
He said "I wish" at one point. Some people will go to any lengths
to deny their packages on twitter.
RE: Weinergate - ZEROSPHERES - 06-03-2011
(06-02-2011, 04:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393503/Anthony-Weiner-admits-Twitter-photo-taken-context.html
Lady Cop, In all fairness that article only has a censored version of the alleged pic. We deserve to see the real thing.
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RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-03-2011
(06-02-2011, 08:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: Dude has a respectable package.
As a kid, I bought books because I was seduced by the cover and therefore, thought what was inside would be as exciting.
More than not; I was usually disappointed.
Unfortunately, with the picture, all I see is a cover promising wonderful contents.
I've learned to trust reviews of friends before exploring what treasures are within.
Besides . . . I think his ego is much larger than his cock.
RE: Weinergate - username - 06-03-2011
(06-03-2011, 12:01 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:(06-02-2011, 04:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393503/Anthony-Weiner-admits-Twitter-photo-taken-context.html
Lady Cop, In all fairness that article only has a censored version of the alleged pic. We deserve to see the real thing.
I can't even make out a dick and balls in that picture. It looks like a platytpus FFS. Pfft. You'd think we could do better with modern technology.
RE: Weinergate - BlueTiki - 06-03-2011
I'm not impressed with his choice of drawers. They look like support hose for the package.
I luvs silk boxers. "Swing low, sweet chariot . . . cummin' for to carry me home!"
No animal prints, cartoons, beer logos or "stains", please.
RE: Weinergate - ZEROSPHERES - 06-03-2011
(06-03-2011, 12:36 AM)username Wrote: I can't even make out a dick and balls in that picture. It looks like a platytpus FFS. Pfft. You'd think we could do better with modern technology.
Oh I can make out the head from the shaft, It appears the little Weiner is excited.
I have a preference for Tidy Whities on a guy with great washboard Abs