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SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Duchess - 08-05-2012
Did you cook breakfast this morning? French toast maybe? Mmmmm.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Carsman - 08-05-2012
Why yes, along with home fries, & sausages! Heat attack heaven!
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
Coffee (with cream, NOT milk).
I'm training for a marathon, so no breakfast for me.
:(
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Donovan - 08-05-2012
Shouldn't that be the opposite? If you're in training you should be utilizing carb and protein energy in the am then burning it off with training, and nothing later than 5pm. That's how I always heard it from the sportos I've known.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
Hardboiled egg/10oz. of V8/Multi-vitamin/Coffee
Fun eh?
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Eat Shit And Die - 08-05-2012
Beans on toast, marmite on the toast.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - QueenBee - 08-05-2012
Does a bowl of cereal and a glass of OJ count as cooking breakfast?
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-05-2012
2 cups of coffee and some cold pork ribs, then went and worked on the vette today
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
(08-05-2012, 02:54 PM)Donovan Wrote: Shouldn't that be the opposite? If you're in training you should be utilizing carb and protein energy in the am then burning it off with training, and nothing later than 5pm. That's how I always heard it from the sportos I've known.
Perhaps you're right.
Must rethink this training regime.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
No no no. First you go buy a baby cow. Then you pick it up and put it down. Then, the next day, you pick it up and put it down. Do this everyday until you're lifting a full size cow everyday. It doesn't matter what you eat if you can throw a cow.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
Isn't a baby cow a calf?
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
Judges...
The judges are saying that a baby cow is indeed a calf.
Point - OBK
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
Extra point if you also know it's veal.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
I do but I don't admit it to myself.
My kids, on the other hand, will mix bit's of bbq'd chicken with scrambled eggs to make an omlet. Brutal.
What's next? Eat it in front of a live chicken?
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Donovan - 08-05-2012
Do I get points for knowing why it's both?
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
You murderous bastard.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
(08-05-2012, 09:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I do but I don't admit it to myself.
My kids, on the other hand, will mix bit's of bbq'd chicken with scrambled eggs to make an omlet. Brutal.
What's next? Eat it in front of a live chicken?
The buffets in Las Vegas dump their leftovers into large, heavy duty plastic bags and local pig farmers purchase it by the pound as feed.
Think about it: Some pig is possibly eating ham omelet leftovers.
Forcing livestock to consume their own kind is the worse type of cannibalism.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
Yeah but ham is delicious. It's a moral grey area.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - OnBendedKnee - 08-05-2012
Ever eat gray ham?
"Fifty Shades of Pork"
Not attractive, and certainly, not recommended.
RE: SUNDAY BREAKFAST - Riotgear - 08-05-2012
We're perilously close to Dr. Seuss.