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RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-21-2009
His middle name is Saint? Yeah, and mine is Empress. What a fucking wanker.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - sally - 11-21-2009
Anyone who takes the time to write a book about themselves on an internet forum is a fucking mental case and douchebag of the highest order. Jesus Christ
:I would just ignore that fucking weirdo.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-22-2009
this was posted in the 'requiem for the banned' thread at FG.
There once was a bloke named Jives
who got blown out like leaves,
every now and then, tries to pop in again,
and shown the door once more if you please.
::lol::
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Cynical Ninja - 11-22-2009
(11-22-2009, 09:21 AM)jackboots Wrote: this was posted in the 'requiem for the banned' thread at FG.
There once was a bloke named Jives
who got blown out like leaves,
every now and then, tries to pop in again,
and shown the door once more if you please.
::lol::
::lol::
::rotf::
Nice to see the FG lot can see right through him, now I'm off to cure my dads bad back with some magical healing salts. But first I need to fly into the "danger zone" in my F-16 in a top secret mission in a canyon in Arizona or some shit.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-22-2009
I'm surprised he didn't pop into that thread with 'personal attack reported.'
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-22-2009
(11-22-2009, 12:44 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I'm surprised he didn't pop into that thread with 'personal attack reported.'there was another one that referenced him trying to flog his book at FG, but it vanished damn it.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Freak magnet - 11-22-2009
He does love the sound of his own voice.
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Re: Face masks and the spread of contagion.
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I notice pictures on the news of people wearing face masks, seemingly of the sort used against dust, in areas affected by the Swine Influenza (H1N1) outbreak. I wonder how much protection these people think masks give - I'd say none, approximately.
I'd really have to disagree here, Bill. I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis about ten years ago, which is an autoimmune-runaway disease. Because of that, I take auto immune suppressors and I have to be VERY careful not to get infected.
Now...I work at a school. A bacteriological battlefield if I ever saw one!
When my doctor suggested that I make sure to use a mask when working with sick children, I had to laugh. (On any given day, that's at at least a quarter of the kids I work with which averages out to about 40-50 sick kids.) But when he told me the consequences of getting sick with no immune system, I had no choice. At first I felt goofy, and of course the children thought it was a gag. But I noticed something. I stopped getting sick.
Totally. I haven't caught a cold or the flu in four years. Nothing at all.
I swear by them now. If you have to get right up in the face of a sick person, use one, you'd be amazed. It only takes a second to put on, it isn't obtrusive or confining. Oxygen flows smoothly through it, but bacteria and viruses don't. It is treated (I think) with something that kills most of them anyway.
It's a new day, there are new protocols, adapt. Get used to it. In a world rapidly becoming overpopulated, we'll all have to change our ideas and thoughts about behavior in public.
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RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-22-2009
hahaha...he's been in that requiem thread, here is his post:
So here I am, in a memorial thread,
Once known as jives, then left for dead,
Thanks to much later save,
I'm risen from the grave,
Does that make me a zombie instead?
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-22-2009
turdhead posted one of his stories, and has had no replies at all.
what is interesting is that admin would let it stay there after jives threatened to sue him over copyright pending bullshit. i wouldn't let him post a statement that the world is round.
Here's a short story I wrote about getting old and how quickly the world seems to change...
“Bone Tired”
By
Jon St. Ives
“Today is my 210th birthday!”
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-22-2009
Jives left FG under the worst of circumstance yet the owner/admin/spot allowed him to come back. What are they, idiots?
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-22-2009
(11-22-2009, 09:36 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Jives left FG under the worst of circumstance yet the owner/admin/spot allowed him to come back. What are they, idiots?i truly think ts (admin) is rarely there. and snotspot has no more clout, no longer a mod. only a pathetic weasel thing.
remember the famous "welcome baskets" jiveass used to post to all newbies in their hello threads? he'd give them a long list of links to all his stories and call it a welcome basket.
what a flaming whoremonger.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - SyberBitch - 11-22-2009
(11-21-2009, 11:20 AM)Freak magnet Wrote: I was having a little look at some old stuff and came across Jives old interview.
Boy he's been a busy boy.
I wonder if any of this shit can be checked out.
Wow... first - the interview itself is like some kind of SNL skit portraying a pompous ass.
The 'questions' are dwarfed by the long tedious self aggrandizing 'answers' - one of which he simply used as an excuse to copy/paste his own pre-written 'story' of his 'scary flight'.
:He also manages to disagree with himself, regarding how many jobs he has had:
Quote:I've had 182 jobs in my life and I'm on my third career...
I have been everything from a grease monkey to a corporate executive and everything in between 179 jobs total! (yeah, I kept track! )...
I had to find something to do, so my mom thought I might like to be a substitute teacher until I could decide on my 180th job or 3rd career.
And then he goes on to list his 'awards' and crap... (Hey Dipshit!! It was supposed to be an 'interview', not a 'resume'!)
Most of those supposed 'awards' should be pretty easy to verify if one wanted to spend the time on it. I'm surprised he didn't include his time with the Gin Blossoms
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RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-24-2009
now he's posted his 'died and came back' experience at fg. that must be copyrighted science fiction too. i've seen him post it verbatim about 17 times. :
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RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-24-2009
now saintscumbag has posted this in (fg banned thread) re: sin. sin was not banned at fg. she just took the gifts and shit on everyone and left of her own volition. i don't know what he's gloating about, he was banned twice now.
Like a Bat out of Hell she did ride
from Forumgarden's front to its side
But her manner abrasive
And PMs evasive
forced Babyrider's glide to a slide...
PMs evasive?? his PMs have been ABUSIVE!
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-24-2009
He's walking on thin ice there, most people still have fond memories of her and feel bad about the accident, etc. We all know better, but the herd at FG isn't very bright. And his last sentence sure does sound like a reference to her accident, doesn't it.
This is the guy Frank chose to keep as a member at 24 and banned me instead. Is it any wonder I think Frank's a fucking idiot?
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Middle Finger - 11-24-2009
Poor Lumpy, getting banned when there are far worse offenders out there!
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-24-2009
Poor Frank, bending over and spreading his ass cheeks for Jives. I hope he uses lubricant.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Middle Finger - 11-24-2009
If only I had a friend like Clancy-fag that I could email forum crap to, and then after they spy and read the links like a voyeuristic sissy, they would send me comforting emails back about that forum. If only I had such a friend! Woe is me!
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - LuMPyPussy - 11-24-2009
If only you had a friend.
RE: Before I make an ass of myself... - Lady Cop - 11-24-2009
(11-24-2009, 09:12 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: If only you had a friend.jives likes him. ::bigsmile::