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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-22-2011, 11:44 PM)username Wrote: Fucker, you already gave me something. I burnt my fucking dinner, dammit!

How can I make that up to you?




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:56 PM)Treekiller Wrote: I can tell your a dumbass.

I know you meant you're, so it's all good.

Men Who Work With Trees: I know what you meant. It's all good.
[Image: lumberjack-costume-halloween-craft-photo...OSTA02.jpg]


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:02 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:55 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Bullshit, you already asked if a person of color was lurking you wanted to know whay they were so loud.

the question has been asked.

What would change your mind? How can I convince you? Could an English professor convince you at this point?

Is anybody an English professor?

you can't, and when a person of color answers your question, what then?

Then I will know why I can't go to the movie theater and enjoy myself. hahahahaha


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:01 AM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:56 PM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:45 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:39 PM)Treekiller Wrote: Ha ha ha I live in a state where there is nothing but mountains. House values are holding fine. I have no neighbors that I can see. Quit projecting your crappy neighborhood on to me.

Stalker? I was just stopping in to introduce myself and test the water. Rather calm and shallow here. Have a good evening Spelling Police and btw I don't give a rats ass if they were incorrect.

Hahahaha.

Yes, I can tell you are entirely too exciting and educated for Mock. You use doctorial thesis-type words like "alot" and "whinning", and you draw little pictures with characters and letters. You are entirely too deep for this place.

I can tell your a dumbass.

You're, tard. If you are going to accuse someone of stupidity, try to spell the words in that one sentence correctly. When you don't, nobody values the statement. So you think I'm a dumbass and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" as an adult. For some reason that doesn't cut too deeply.

Dance for me. I like pulling you're stings.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

You have no since of direction. Sence you speek tard you must be won.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - username - 01-23-2011

(01-22-2011, 11:48 PM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:44 PM)username Wrote: Fucker, you already gave me something. I burnt my fucking dinner, dammit!

How did you burn a can of soup on the bread line?
ha ha ha

Hahaha, how would you like a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup shoved up your ass? I'll give you a c-ass-erole you'll never forget.

Don't fuck with me right now. My dinner was toast.




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:22 AM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.



The mods aren't going to help cracker pull its ass out of a hole or its hole out of its ass.

our rules are simple read them.

However if crackers asks LC real nice she might help him untuck his balls from his ass.

sorry I slipped, ok back to being nice now.




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - username - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:03 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:44 PM)username Wrote: Fucker, you already gave me something. I burnt my fucking dinner, dammit!

How can I make that up to you?

The possibilities are endless. I'm just going to put this in the bank; I'll let you know when your chips are due. Awink


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:23 AM)username Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:48 PM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:44 PM)username Wrote: Fucker, you already gave me something. I burnt my fucking dinner, dammit!

How did you burn a can of soup on the bread line?
ha ha ha

Hahaha, how would you like a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup shoved up your ass? I'll give you a c-ass-erole you'll never forget.

Don't fuck with me right now. My dinner was toast.

I won't. Sorry about your dinner being burnt. Some things taste pretty good burnt like marshmallows.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

I know that is why I got invited hear. I am just teasing.

Hey Cracker check out how I spelt here. ha ha ha




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-23-2011

Well good night. It was very nice to meet all of you this fine evening.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:36 AM)Treekiller Wrote: I know that is why I got invited hear. I am just teasing.

Hey Cracker check out how I spelt here. ha ha ha

spelt/spelled but who's keep track.




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:23 AM)username Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:48 PM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-22-2011, 11:44 PM)username Wrote: Fucker, you already gave me something. I burnt my fucking dinner, dammit!

How did you burn a can of soup on the bread line?
ha ha ha

Hahaha, how would you like a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup shoved up your ass? I'll give you a c-ass-erole you'll never forget.

Don't fuck with me right now. My dinner was toast.

hah

Are you like those people addicted to the Internet that let their pets starve until the dogs eat the cats? Catserole. hahaha


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:22 AM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.

OK, don't do that. Only Australians are apologists.

I get tired of the creepy hillbilly stalkers and their endless dribble (hahahaha, that was for you LC, dribble, dribble, dribble). If you aren't a creepy stalker, you can ride my ass all you want. Cracker no care.

I really do think there are people who sit home all day and plot how they will get back at someone who burned their ass on the Internet. Don't you? There are some crazy fucking people in the world.


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 12:25 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:22 AM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.



The mods aren't going to help cracker pull its ass out of a hole or its hole out of its ass.

our rules are simple read them.

However if crackers asks LC real nice she might help him untuck his balls from his ass.

sorry I slipped, ok back to being nice now.

It would be sad if I did have bigger balls than you. How would you explain that to the men at the shop?


RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 01-23-2011



28 You're all insane.

Cracker, treekiller has nothing to do with lawntractor and/or doublestacked. I know this to be fact.



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 01-23-2011

(01-23-2011, 01:34 AM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:25 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:22 AM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 12:14 AM)Cracker Wrote: Stings? Do you drink? Or are you just creepy?

LC, I honestly think this is one of the creepy grudge stalkers. Inbred is bad for a reason. It doesn't wash off.

Crying to the mods now? I said I was just fucking with you. Settle down ok. I was only playing. I even said I'd be nice and I will from now on. Please accept my apology.



The mods aren't going to help cracker pull its ass out of a hole or its hole out of its ass.

our rules are simple read them.

However if crackers asks LC real nice she might help him untuck his balls from his ass.

sorry I slipped, ok back to being nice now.

It would be sad if I did have bigger balls than you. How would you explain that to the men at the shop?

How would you explain it in the womens restroom?




RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 01-23-2011



Like me, most chicks carry theirs in their handbag, that's why some of us require a bigger bag than others. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin