+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html)
+--- Forum: Daily Greeting BS (https://mockforums.net/forum-13.html)
+--- Thread: the 2012 trivial drivel thread (/thread-7107.html)
Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 10:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:
See! See what I mean. gawd almighty.
Chunky women always think it's going to hide their fat ass, it doesn't, they just look like a retarded fat ass wearing it.
I don't think these two were looking to hide anything. I could be wrong.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Donovan - 07-14-2012
I didn't think it was possible for me to look at relatively healthy, exposed breasts and not be a little turned on.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 10:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
I was only speaking to the issue I have with having to see slob women wearing too big t-shirts. I don't know why that is bugging me today, it's not like I have to be around anyone like that. It just irks me & I'm irked that sometimes my standards are too high regarding people I don't even know or care about. It's ridiculous.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 09:34 AM)Maggot Wrote:(07-14-2012, 06:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:
If you're a grown woman who wears oversized t-shirts (ick) with cartoon characters on it, I want to slap you silly.
![[Image: Mickey%20Mouse%20Shirt.jpg]](http://files.myopera.com/Bj%C3%B8rk/albums/60605/Mickey%20Mouse%20Shirt.jpg)
Papa is just so proud, he can't hide it!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:(07-14-2012, 10:14 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
I was only speaking to the issue I have with having to see slob women wearing too big t-shirts. I don't know why that is bugging me today, it's not like I have to be around anyone like that. It just irks me & I'm irked that sometimes my standards are too high regarding people I don't even know or care about. It's ridiculous.
I hear ya.
The two women in the photo that Maggot posted may well have been trying to distract from their fat sloppy asses. Probably worked. But, I hope it doesn't become a trend.
P.s. I you hadn't scared MS away, bet he'd weigh in with an opposing opinion. Haha.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Donovan - 07-14-2012
Gotta say this though: Mom is pretty perky and firm for an older broad. If I was her I'd probably show them puppies off too.
(edit)Just thought of this: If they're in sunny New Orleans exposing the least tanned parts of themselves, what happens if they get a mickey mouse shaped titty sunburn? THAT would be hilarious. Hope they used spf 45.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 07-14-2012
I love to wear a big t-shirt around the house when I am chilling. But I wouldn't wear one out in public.
I have to go to a 50th birthday party for a friend this evening. She really wants me and our other friend Pam to meet her boyfriend. DW (party girl) is a great person with a heart of gold. However, she is like a 15 year old girl with her first boyfriend and it gets annoying. She even called into work last week because they had an argument and she was upset all night and crying. You don't call in to work when you have a fight with your boyfriend unless you are in high school.
Anyway, I am looking forward to meeting the BF. He does sound like a nice man and DW does deserve to be with a nice man. I know I will have fun when I get there it's just the act of getting there! I must be getting old because I am perfectly happy to spend a boring Sat night with my kids.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 07-14-2012
Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.
Amen to that.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-14-2012
Speaking of grandma's...
![[Image: meatloaf.jpg]](http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/patphotobucket/meatloaf.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 07-14-2012
Freaky
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Donovan - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 02:04 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Sometime it's faster to pull the leg of your shorts up, reach up the leg of your boxers, pull your cock out and piss instead of unzipping and trying to get your dick out that weird crosshatch cock hole.
You mean some people actually use that little slot?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-14-2012
I just been trolled!
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.
After scrubbing 2 toilets, 2 showers and sweeping floors, I took a break to play on-line quick Scrabble. Players are random. So, I'm up first. I do my word, and then my opponent starts trying to make words without touching any of my letters; clear on the other side of the board. I'm thinking, "wtf?, meh, maybe a foreign novice". Whatever.
At the last second before the 2 minute timer expires, he (male avatar) spells the word "in", using a blank for the "i" on a triple letter square, for a total of "1 point". Okay.
On we go. I spell "taxi" and he's up again. He tries to put "women" after taxi. The board rejects it, over and over and over again. For 2 minutes, he keeps putting "women" after "taxi". Now, I'm laughing and his time expires. So, I'm up and I spell "unedited", using all my letters on a triple word score and getting 50 bonus points. The scores like 80 to 1. I jump over to Mock knowing this guy will take 2 minutes to do nothing.
I jump back to the game after 90 seconds, and he's trying to make the word "menunedited". I'm feeling sorry for the foreign speaker, til I look over to the right where there's a chat box that I've never used. The guy, in perfect English, has called me a "cunt", told me that I'm a cheater and that "unedited" isn't a real word. He's also posted that he's "met plenty of cunting taxiwomen" so the board must be rigged.
I'm laughing and just keep playing. A few turns later, he posts that I'm the first advanced player that didn't cut the game off after a few turns and he thinks that I'm "a cool enough cunt to drive a taxi in NYC and that's his unedited opinion". Also informs me that he'll be looking to play me again under one of his other "player names", then he cuts out.
Trolled at the Pogo Scrabble board. What's this world coming to?!
P.s. if you don't think this long story is funny as hell, try scrubbing toilets and grout with Clorox Bleach for an hour and read it again.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 07-14-2012
(07-14-2012, 04:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Trolled at the Pogo Scrabble board.
Hahahaha!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 07-15-2012
Sunday funny
![[Image: ddd2bc0093f9012f2fe300163e41dd5b]](http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/ddd2bc0093f9012f2fe300163e41dd5b)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 07-15-2012
one of the great old-timers.
![[Image: 120715041019-celeste-holm-story-top.jpg]](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120715041019-celeste-holm-story-top.jpg)
(CNN) -- Oscar-winning actress Celeste Holm died at her home in New York on Sunday at the age of 95, her niece, Amy Phillips, confirmed.
Holm, a star of the Broadway stage and movies, was admitted to New York's Roosevelt Hospital a week ago, but her husband took her home to her Manhattan home on Friday, Phillips said.
"She passed peacefully in her home in her own bed with her husband and friends and family nearby," she said.
Holm won the best supporting actress Academy Award for "Gentleman's Agreement" in 1947. She was nominated for the same honor in 1949 for "Come to the Stable" and 1950 for "All about Eve," according to the Academy database.
Holm's stage career began in 1936 in a Deer Lake, Pennsylvania stock company, which led to a understudy role in a touring production of "Hamlet" with Leslie Howard, according to her official biography.
Her Broadway debut in "The Time of Your Life" in 1939 was a small part, but it brought her to the attention of New York critics. Four years later, she was cast as Ado Annie in for the smash "OKlahoma!" because of her ability to "sing bad," the biography said.
She signed a long-term contract with 20th Century-Fox that began her film career in 1945, after she toured Europe entertaining troops with the USO. Her first Fox movie was "Three Little Girls in Blue" in 1946, a supporting role that earned her star billing for the musical "Carnival in Costa Rica" in 1947.
Holm's stardom took off in her third film, "Gentleman's Agreement," in which she won the best supporting actress Academy Award for playing fashion editor Anne Dettry.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-15-2012
I think it's cool how some folks get to have a great life and then live to be a ripe old age before they die. Is that Rita Hayworth or Bette Davis sitting next to her?
RIP and God Bless her.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - QueenBee - 07-15-2012
(07-15-2012, 05:28 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I think it's cool how some folks get to have a great life and then live to be a ripe old age before they die. Is that Rita Hayworth or Bette Davis sitting next to her?Celeste Holm, center, appears in 1950's "All About Eve" with Garry Merrill, from left, Bette Davis, and Hugh Marlow
RIP and God Bless her.
Here is photo caption:
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-15-2012
It was Bette Davis
that was before she hit menopause and went batshit insane.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 07-15-2012
I really do feel that I shouldn't have to speak or listen to anyone who doesn't pay taxes. Retired (people who actually earned it by working, not leeching for 65 fucking years) people are exempt. Not sure about housewives, but I don't think they make the cut.
If you don't pay or get back more than you pay in, don't talk to me.