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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-09-2012

New Taxechusetts cell phone law:
First fine 2450.00 or something
second offense 11,000.00 hah


What a racket!


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 03:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: New Taxechusetts cell phone law:
First fine 2450.00 or something
second offense 11,000.00 hah


What a racket!


what??? i haven't heard/read that anywhere yet.

current, state by state:

http://www.iihs.org/laws/cellphonelaws.aspx




RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-09-2012



Dick, when you have leftover goat do you make things like cold goat sammiches or goat & pasta?



RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 03:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Dick, when you have leftover goat do you make things like cold goat sammiches or goat & pasta?

Burritos and tamales,when I cook a goat there is never much left though.








RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-09-2012

Goats are so damn cute. Don't eat them, Dick, they didn't do anything to you. Buy a live one next year and let him cut your grass for you.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 05:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Buy a live one next year and let him cut your grass for you.



I bought a live one this year, it didn't last though.

I don't do grass in my yard, the last fucking thing I want to do is water and mow.




RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-09-2012

We don't water our grass here, it just fucking grows EVERYWHERE like old man body hair. In CA, I only had to cut grass once or twice a month. Here I have to do it at least once a week. I need to cut it now because it isn't cold enough to die out this year.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 05:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Goats are so damn cute.


I think it's just awful that he eats them. Awful.





RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 05:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: it fucking grows EVERYWHERE like old man body hair.

See: Dick's ears.

hah



RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-09-2012

(01-09-2012, 06:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: See: Dick's ears.


*high five*





RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-09-2012

Stupid, stupid Katy Perry C.D.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!106 Melt yer popsicle arghhhhh I just knew it would play over and over and over...........15 ..........Please make it stop!!!


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-10-2012



Dick says he won't validate my insolence. Bwahahaha! 115



RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-10-2012

You need a good spanking.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-10-2012



Smiley_emoticons_fies



RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-10-2012

(01-10-2012, 11:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Smiley_emoticons_fies

That doesn't work with me, I don't care how mean you look a good spanking will straighten that shit out.

Go clean the dust bunnies out from under your bed.




RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - FAHQTOO - 01-10-2012

So...I'm sitting here with my 2.5 yr old G-daughter and she's looking at everyones Avatar.

She looks at Users avatar and says, kitty...thinking she's talking about the black cat, she points to the crotch kitty.

Maggot is a scary monster.

Smegma is a witch.

Cracker has pretty flowers.

Midwest Spy is gay...j/k. That was my own thought, not hers. 102


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Smegma - 01-10-2012

I think the black kitty is looking at dog crotch.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-10-2012

(01-10-2012, 09:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Cracker has pretty flowers.

Step in NOW and correct that.

Hang on, let me change it...

Show her now. You may have to refresh the page to see it...


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 01-10-2012

(01-10-2012, 09:42 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So...I'm sitting here with my 2.5 yr old G-daughter and she's looking at everyones Avatar.

She looks at Users avatar and says, kitty...thinking she's talking about the black cat, she points to the crotch kitty.

Maggot is a scary monster.

Smegma is a witch.

Cracker has pretty flowers.

Midwest Spy is gay...j/k. That was my own thought, not hers. 102

Is it because I'm projecting all this desire to have relations with the women of Mock, that you believe I'm really gay? Kind of a reverse 'something or other'?

Well, sir, that hurts.

Someone please PM to let me know you don't think I'm really gay.




RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-10-2012

(01-10-2012, 10:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Someone please PM to let me know you don't think I'm really gay.

Jesus Christ. ramsey works duing the day, so try posting this between 8 and 5.