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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 06:23 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I have crickets in my house. Two of them. One upstairs in the art studio and the other in the living room. They fucking chirp incessantly every 18 seconds like clockwork. I can't find them. It's driving me nuts.

If you count how many times a cricket chirps in 15 sec and add 40 to it you will know what temperature it is.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - ZEROSPHERES - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 06:40 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 06:23 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I have crickets in my house. Two of them. One upstairs in the art studio and the other in the living room. They fucking chirp incessantly every 18 seconds like clockwork. I can't find them. It's driving me nuts.

If you count how many times a cricket chirps in 15 sec and add 40 to it you will know what temperature it is.

do crickets chirp in Fahrenheit or Celsius?


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 06:40 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 06:23 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I have crickets in my house. Two of them. One upstairs in the art studio and the other in the living room. They fucking chirp incessantly every 18 seconds like clockwork. I can't find them. It's driving me nuts.

If you count how many times a cricket chirps in 15 sec and add 40 to it you will know what temperature it is.

Thank you.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-26-2012

I figure crickets chirp when harassed or disturbed.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Eat Shit And Die - 07-26-2012

Only male crickets chirp. It's actually called 'stirdulation'. This happens when it rubs the bottom part of one of its wings on the top part of the other wing. There are 3 reasons why crickets chirp; 1) to attract females; 2) to impress the female he has already attracted; 3) to warn other males to stay away. Also, you can tell the temperature outside by listening to how fast they chirp; the hotter it is, the faster they chirp and the colder it is, the slower. Just count the number of chirps you hear in 13 seconds and add 40 and that's the temperature.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_crickets_chirp#ixzz21mLtZELL


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-27-2012

Can't believe it's the last weekend in July already. Shaping up to be a good mellow one...

On this day in 1974, The House Judiciary Committee recommended that Richard Nixon be impeached based on the Watergate investigation. My friend hasn't seen "Frost/Nixon" with Frank Langella. I thought it was a really movie - we're gonna try to watch it sometime this weekend.

That's all...


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-27-2012

(07-26-2012, 08:32 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I figure crickets chirp when harassed or disturbed.

So, this is the post that got him banned!


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 07-27-2012

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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 07-27-2012

i love that! i posted it in my Ab Fab thread yesterday, cracked me up! hah

Sweetie Darling! crack open the Bolly! (Pages: 1 2 3 4 ... 6 )


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 07-31-2012

Just in case any ladies are wondering, 'Why isn't my guy going down on me anymore?'

http://news.yahoo.com/research-reveals-oral-sex-may-leading-cause-mouth-195800608.html

This is gut-wrenching news, as I'm a big proponent of box-munching. What to do?


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 04:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just in case any ladies are wondering, 'Why isn't my guy going down on me anymore?'

http://news.yahoo.com/research-reveals-oral-sex-may-leading-cause-mouth-195800608.html

This is gut-wrenching news, as I'm a big proponent of box-munching. What to do?

Weird piece.

...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

What does eight times more likely equate to? And, what's the percentage of the adult population who have never had oral sex?

IDK, sounds scary, but some of the connecting dots are missing in this piece.

I wouldn't give up your passion quite yet, MS.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 04:52 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just in case any ladies are wondering, 'Why isn't my guy going down on me anymore?'

http://news.yahoo.com/research-reveals-oral-sex-may-leading-cause-mouth-195800608.html

This is gut-wrenching news, as I'm a big proponent of box-munching. What to do?

Weird piece.

...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

What does eight times more likely equate to? And, what's the percentage of the adult population who have never had oral sex?

IDK, sounds scary, but some of the connecting dots are missing in this piece.

I wouldn't give up your passion quite yet, MS.

Thanks for the support, HotD!


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Eat Shit And Die - 07-31-2012

That's me cancer ridden then, thanks for the news.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is there a way for guys to perform "protected" oral sex on a woman??


A mouth rubber?


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 06:02 PM)username Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is there a way for guys to perform "protected" oral sex on a woman??


A mouth rubber?

Saran wrap over the 'workspace' I'm guessing?


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 06:02 PM)username Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is there a way for guys to perform "protected" oral sex on a woman??


A mouth rubber?

dental dams

https://www.optionsforsexualhealth.org/sexual-health/sexually-transmitted-infections/barriers/oral-dams


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 07-31-2012

Hahaha! I've never heard of the Saran Wrap/dental dams concept. News to me.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 07-31-2012



I'd have to take a pass if it came down to that.



RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-31-2012

(07-31-2012, 06:02 PM)username Wrote:
(07-31-2012, 05:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ...persons who have had six or more partners on whom they've practiced unprotected oral sex are eight times more likely than those who have not had oral sex to develop the HPV-related mouth and throat cancers, reports CBS News.

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Is there a way for guys to perform "protected" oral sex on a woman??


A mouth rubber?

hah Balloon?

I'm thinking adults who have never had oral sex (which is what the piece cited) are probably 8 times less likely to make a lot of lifestyle/personal choices that could present some risk (disease or otherwise) in trade-off for fun/pleasure as compared to those who have never eaten out.

The piece didn't make a direct enough correlation between "those who eat readily" and "those who go hungry" to lend credence to the scary-sounding "8 times more likely to get cancer" statistic. It didn't even say if those who have completely abstained are adults and/or in the same age group as those who have had multiple partners.

I'm lettin' this one sit in the "everything causes cancer until proven otherwise" bucket until the research is conclusive.


RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Eat Shit And Die - 07-31-2012

I've lost my appatite again.