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HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Printable Version

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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Fibonacci Prima - 01-24-2011

Summer's eve. More of a bottle really...so I've heard, I mean. Smiley_emoticons_stumm

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-24-2011

(01-23-2011, 09:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 09:14 PM)Treekiller Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 03:47 PM)username Wrote:
(01-23-2011, 11:35 AM)Treekiller Wrote: Nobody got burnt by you but username burned her dinner. Cat food is gross no matter how you cook it.

You had to remind me. Unlike marshmallows, roast potatoes do NOT taste good black. It was like eating bark (ha! I almost said wood).

You know this about catfood how?

Cracker told me you were the cat lady. ha ha ha

(stirs the pot)

You're going to have to up your game, how about starting a new thread? or maybe just shutting the fuck up?

or if all that is to good for admins pet then how about you give cracker a blow job?

Up my game for you? Not going to happen. I like this thread so for the next 10 days it will be the only one I comment on.

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 01-24-2011


Tree: Up my game for you? Not going to happen. I like this thread so for the next 10 days it will be the only one I comment on.


not if i lock it. Smiley_emoticons_razz
now be nice and do me a personal favor by starting one that's all yours! Smiley_emoticons_smile thankyou~

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 01-24-2011

(01-24-2011, 10:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
Tree: Up my game for you? Not going to happen. I like this thread so for the next 10 days it will be the only one I comment on.


not if i lock it. Smiley_emoticons_razz
now be nice and do me a personal favor by starting one that's all yours! Smiley_emoticons_smile thankyou~

Leave the thread open and lock the retarded newbie.hahhah



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 01-25-2011

the photography forum has been made private...so all you lurkers will have to become members to view our naked salacious photographs. 17

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 01-25-2011



Are you teasing the natives again?

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 01-25-2011

(01-25-2011, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you teasing the natives again?

bribes are next. in case seeing us naked is not an adequate incentive. hah



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Treekiller - 01-25-2011

(01-24-2011, 10:20 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
Tree: Up my game for you? Not going to happen. I like this thread so for the next 10 days it will be the only one I comment on.


not if i lock it. Smiley_emoticons_razz
now be nice and do me a personal favor by starting one that's all yours! Smiley_emoticons_smile thankyou~

Really? You would lock it? OK I will start one tomorrow.


Day two passes.

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 01-31-2011

in honor of Groundhog Day on Wednesday, any newbies who have not posted will be eaten by my garden-destroying groundhog Lardbutt. Lardbutt is not friendly like that wimpy rodent Punxsutawney Phil in PA. he will eat anything and anyone! [Image: gofer3-1.gif]

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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Fibonacci Prima - 02-02-2011

(01-31-2011, 10:50 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: he will eat anything and anyone!

Promise?

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-03-2011

hello:

diesel91
musiccrazed
realist
Freshbait78
msbelita


a few of you haven't activated your acct. how about a post? introduce yourselves.

there's going to be a St. Valentine's Day massacre. 109109109109109


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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-06-2011

i am so glad to welcome many new members from Ohio who are interested in a murder case there! thanks for joining.

some of you have joined and not activated your acct. i hope you do, welcome to you also~~

i delete non-activated accts. after 48 hours. so join in and make your opinions known and appreciated.

the rest of you slackers and lurkers are going down VD day. i'm pissed it will take an hour of my time to delete your asses. fuck you and the camel you came in on. 86

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-07-2011

WOW! we have so many new members over the last few days i am overwhelmed! thankyou for joining! thankyou to those who have posted.
do me a favor and load an avatar if you haven't, and it would be great if you also posted an intro thread...we are really glad to meet you~~

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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-09-2011

we are hearing from people who can't view the crime forum. we made it private temporarily because of the seriously heavy traffic on the server. if you are registered AND HAVE ACTIVATED YOUR REGISTRATION, you'll be able to read in there.

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - IMaDick - 02-09-2011

Oh wow, a read only membership, now why didn't anyone think of that before? Oh wait all of the members you deleted and are threatening to delete were doing that.

I guess there is nothing new under the sun.

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-09-2011

i did delete a bunch before this thread that ate Mock got going. now there are many many new people trying to read.
i don't think we've crashed since we made it (crime forum) private.

when this case is resolved the heat on the server will slack off since many won't stick around. maybe some will stay so i can try out new recipes on them. hahahaha Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-11-2011

if you are reading this and new to Mock...and came for the crime forum, please read the following:

http://mockforums.net/thread-4781.html

thankyou very much!

and remember to activate your membership, i see many have not.
the crime forum is private right now to guests because of heavy traffic causing server problems. guests can't see it at this time, just those who have registered.



RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - username - 02-11-2011

MWF seeks prey. Short term/temporary applicants welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 02-14-2011

since we have so many new people, it's worth mentioning that you will notice there are never any adverts at MOCK. and you don't see any DONATE buttons either. no paypal. visa or other requests for your cash. and you will never see that at Mock~~

ok... DONUT buttons maybe for the cop. Police

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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 02-15-2011



I think it's cheesy to beg money from members and I have no intention of ever cluttering Mock up with ads. 78