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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 08-16-2012
(08-16-2012, 05:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
It's a wonderful thing when deserving people get what they want.
He really does deserve it; he's worked hard. Plus, he'll be helping other deserving young adults to get what they want. He got offered the position that he interviewed for in San Jose last Friday too. As much as I wanted him closer, we both wanted him to be able to stay near both of his grandmothers. One of those times in life when things turn out just right.
Okay, enough gushing.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 08-16-2012
It's always good when you know what you want when you are young. Thats great!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-16-2012
I hope none of us get what we deserve. I'm really starting to like you guys.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jezreel - 08-17-2012
My shoe just broke on my, a strap just completely snapped, can;t walk in them, do not have a spare pair and it's a 15-20 minute walk to my car!!! bah humbug!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 08-17-2012
Nothing says drunk hooker like one shoe on one shoe off. Go barefoot.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jezreel - 08-17-2012
Hmm you might be right maggot, might be better to look like a hippy walking barefoot then a drunk hooker hobbling on one shoe with a belly full of arms and legs. I will wade through the construction zone and past the meth clinic barefoot and proud. This kind of stupid shit happens to me all the time.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-18-2012
Well shit. My daughter told me today she wants to kiss somebody. She said she's heading in to 8th grade and she googled it and most kids have had their first kiss by age 11. Fucking google.
I gave her the be picky speech blah, blah but...shit. I'm not quite sure what to do with that nugget of information.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-18-2012
(08-18-2012, 06:35 PM)username Wrote: Well shit. My daughter told me today she wants to kiss somebody. She said she's heading in to 8th grade and she googled it and most kids have had their first kiss by age 11. Fucking google.
I gave her the be picky speech blah, blah but...shit. I'm not quite sure what to do with that nugget of information.
Buy her some condoms and make her an appointment at your favorite obgyn.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-18-2012
(08-18-2012, 06:37 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-18-2012, 06:35 PM)username Wrote: Well shit. My daughter told me today she wants to kiss somebody. She said she's heading in to 8th grade and she googled it and most kids have had their first kiss by age 11. Fucking google.
I gave her the be picky speech blah, blah but...shit. I'm not quite sure what to do with that nugget of information.
Buy her some condoms and make her an appointment at your favorite obgyn.
Dammit RG!!! Gah!
We also talked about pot and how many kids at school are smoking it. She said she's not interested but I asked her if she would tell me if she tried it. She said "well, duh...of course; I wouldn't try and hide it".
Scratching my head over that one. Does she think I'm going to congratulate her or something?
Weird. Interesting age though IMO.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-18-2012
(08-18-2012, 06:49 PM)username Wrote:(08-18-2012, 06:37 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-18-2012, 06:35 PM)username Wrote: Well shit. My daughter told me today she wants to kiss somebody. She said she's heading in to 8th grade and she googled it and most kids have had their first kiss by age 11. Fucking google.
I gave her the be picky speech blah, blah but...shit. I'm not quite sure what to do with that nugget of information.
Buy her some condoms and make her an appointment at your favorite obgyn.
Dammit RG!!! Gah!
We also talked about pot and how many kids at school are smoking it. She said she's not interested but I asked her if she would tell me if she tried it. She said "well, duh...of course; I wouldn't try and hide it".
Scratching my head over that one. Does she think I'm going to congratulate her or something?
Weird. Interesting age though IMO.
Good for her/you. You're fortunate that she trusts you implicitly. That'll make hard times easier. You must have done something right.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-18-2012
I just saw a poop thread. No shit.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-18-2012
(08-18-2012, 07:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I just saw a poop thread. No shit.
No shit?
Did you look?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-18-2012
Nooooo.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-18-2012
User, you have a good kid there. If this weren't mock, I'd compliment your parenting.
Instead I'll warn you to not go and fuck it up.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-18-2012
(08-18-2012, 08:21 PM)Jimbone Wrote: User, you have a good kid there. If this weren't mock, I'd compliment your parenting.
Instead I'll warn you to not go and fuck it up.
I think (so far) they're both good despite me. I'm farrrrr from a great parent; I think one of the few things I've done right is try for great communication with them. I didn't have that so I've worked really hard at giving them opportunities to talk to me without judging or embarrassing them. I talked to them about sex while they practically stuck their fingers in their ears to shut me up but I didn't want anything to be taboo between us.
Still, not a perfect parent. They're spoiled and I don't expect enough personal responsibility from them which bugs the hell out of me.
Thank you though.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-18-2012
This belongs in the annoying thread but I couldn't find it. WTH is up with the new donation requests where they ask you to sign up for a monthly commitment? Not to mention, the donation requests at the checkout at the supermarket (I've talked with some of the Safeway clerks and they're REQUIRED to try to meet some donation quota), and then there's the people with the buckets outside the store trying to collect more. Oh, and the phone calls where they ask you to commit to some certain amount and then invoice you like it's a BILL that you actually owe.
Fuck them all.
That is all.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-19-2012
(08-18-2012, 10:28 PM)username Wrote: This belongs in the annoying thread but I couldn't find it. WTH is up with the new donation requests where they ask you to sign up for a monthly commitment? Not to mention, the donation requests at the checkout at the supermarket (I've talked with some of the Safeway clerks and they're REQUIRED to try to meet some donation quota), and then there's the people with the buckets outside the store trying to collect more. Oh, and the phone calls where they ask you to commit to some certain amount and then invoice you like it's a BILL that you actually owe.
Fuck them all.
That is all.
Agreed. Years ago, I interviewed for a job at Macy's and they told me during the interview that part of my job would be to sign up at least 10 people a day for a Macy's credit card. FUCK THAT SHIT.
They offered me the job(in Sporting Goods) but the job only paid $7.25/hour...not enough to support myself in the apartment I was living in...and required I buy a $200 black suit I'd need for the job....FUCK THAT SHIT TOO.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-23-2012
Goddamn I dislike waiting. Fucking hell.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-23-2012
I'll bite... what are you waiting for?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-23-2012
I was at the spa waiting to get a mani/pedi & there wasn't enough staff for everyone who was there. I don't have time to wait, that's why I make appointments.