ASS didn't know it takes 2 asses to make an assassin. FloriDUH

home invasion, attemped murder.

here's a brilliant guy in England. he'll go through life with that face. what an abject imbecile.



Deon Hulse, 29
stealing metal for scrap, cannabis sales

he only wanted to be someone's nekkid chocolate valentine. kinky.



A man was arrested after he broke into a Kentucky grocery store and was found with peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over his naked body.

Andrew Toothman, 22, didn't tell police why he felt the need to break into the Food World IGA in the small town of Neon, Kansas, but he was found there early in the morning on Tuesday.

There was no money missing from the cash registers and Toothman wasn't trying to pocket any expensive foodstuffs.

That said, he wasn't wearing pockets at all.

Police found peanut butter and chocolate covering his body, the supermarket floor, and the manager's office.

Apparently, Toothman had a moment of repentance during his random spree, he spelled out the word 'sorry' on the floor using the night-time flu suppressant NyQuill.

GO PATS!

not even Midwest Spy wanted to see their boobs!
so they got a little stabby.





St. James City, Florida of course
Two St. James City women, one wielding a knife, were arrested Wednesday evening after their failed attempts to flash fellow bar patrons to earn extra beer money escalated into a parking lot attack.

Deputies were called to The Waterfront restaurant at 5:21 p.m. about two "disorderly females."

Restaurant workers say Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23, had consumed "excessive quantities" of beer at the bar.

Deputies say the duo ran out of money, so they bounced around the bar offering to expose their breasts to other patrons for money, so they could buy more beer.

"They were offering to show their boobs for drinks," said waiter Shaun Bassett. "We had five guys that were like, 'Please, leave us alone.' They actually went up to tables who had their wives there."

In fact, no one took the women up on their offer.

"Basically when they were turned down, they kind of got a little rowdy," Bassett said.

here's that guy from post #28!








A bad boy who was left with half a head following a dramatic accident has spoken out for the first time - blaming his astonishing appearance on a drink and drugs binge.

Carlos 'Halfy' Rodriguez, who also goes by the name Sosa, lost a large portion of his brain and skull in a crash after flying through his car's windscreen and landing head-first on the road.

In a new video he has used his appearance and story to warn others not to drink and take drugs.

Doctors were forced to cut away large amounts of flesh and bone to help him survive and he has since been able to continue his life in Miami, Florida

(02-17-2012, 02:12 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Holy fuck ... I can't believe he can walk, talk, and be functional like he is while missing so much of his brain.

oh i don't know. just look around.

(02-17-2012, 02:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:

(02-17-2012, 02:12 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Holy fuck ... I can't believe he can walk, talk, and be functional like he is while missing so much of his brain.

oh i don't know. just look around.

YOU Guido, are allowed to mess up whatever you want.

(02-17-2012, 06:20 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This is my favorite thread.
Makes me glad my life is simple and boring...for the moment anyway.

(02-18-2012, 04:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder how he does in a wind tunnel? Thats an impressive scoop.