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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Smegma - 01-13-2012
I signed up for fab.com email just because they sell some weird things... fun things but a lot of really useless stuff.
Anyway, I thought this was kind of cool
Handmade city map quilts
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-13-2012
I had a panic attack because I couldn't find my wallet last night which had all my credit cards and checks in there so I called Publix this morning and they found it in one of the grocery carts. I'm a careless, irresponsible motherfucker.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 01-13-2012
(01-13-2012, 09:33 AM)sally Wrote: I had a panic attack because I couldn't find my wallet last night which had all my credit cards and checks in there so I called Publix this morning and they found it in one of the grocery carts. I'm a careless, irresponsible motherfucker.
wow! so fortunate you got it back!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-13-2012
(01-13-2012, 09:33 AM)sally Wrote: I had a panic attack because I couldn't find my wallet last night which had all my credit cards and checks in there so I called Publix this morning and they found it in one of the grocery carts. I'm a careless, irresponsible motherfucker.
and an
don't forget put it in your sigline.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Lady Cop - 01-13-2012
it's friday the 13th.
![[Image: funny-pictures-cat-is-bad-luck.jpg]](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-pictures-cat-is-bad-luck.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Smegma - 01-13-2012
It'd be pretty difficult walking under that ladder unless you were a wizened dwarf like Dick. I'll take the little black cat though, they're good any day of the year.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - IMaDick - 01-13-2012
(01-13-2012, 11:17 AM)Smegma Wrote: It'd be pretty difficult walking under that ladder unless you were a wizened dwarf like Dick. I'll take the little black cat though, they're good any day of the year.
I have a yard full of black cats, where do you want them delivered?
are all dwarves in your world 6'1 ?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-14-2012
Have you ever taken a mud bath at a spa? My friends are going tomorrow. I refused because I think of all the pubes hundreds of other people left behind...
(01-13-2012, 09:33 AM)sally Wrote: I had a panic attack because I couldn't find my wallet last night which had all my credit cards and checks in there so I called Publix this morning and they found it in one of the grocery carts. I'm a careless, irresponsible motherfucker.
I bet that took ten years off your life.
I have a bad habit of putting my ID and checkcard in my back pocket when I go out to bars. I have had morning panic more than once.
The more I think about it, that mud has been on everyone's arm pit and asshole and vagina and penis. God damn, mud baths are fucking gross as hell.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-14-2012
Thats some lucky goodwill right there.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 08:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: Have you ever taken a mud bath at a spa?
The more I think about it, that mud has been on everyone's arm pit and asshole and vagina and penis. God damn, mud baths are fucking gross as hell.
I never have & after reading that I never will.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-14-2012
You could use my turtle pool if you want. I could set it up next to the wood stove and throw grapes at you from my lawn chair with a plastic spoon. Yes, I would do that for you.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Cracker - 01-15-2012
I am watching a show about Revelations and they just said Ronald Reagan was the antichrist because he had six letters in each part of his name. You people have to figure out the difference between "literal" and "figurative".
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-15-2012
I have no agenda today! *happy dance*
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Smegma - 01-15-2012
I started drinking an herbal 'slimming' tea with senna which is a mild laxative. I've lost five pounds in as many days, which leads me to assume I was retaining quite a bit of water or I really needed to purge my bowels. Either way, HEY! Five pounds!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Smegma - 01-15-2012
Lynyrd Skynyrd did a version, a really beautiful version, of Greensleeves.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 01-15-2012
WT...?
I finally got around to putting away the various bric-a-brac gifts from Christmas and I got a better look at this little jar my MIL gave to my daughter.
![[Image: jar.jpg]](http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c399/sueb_/jar.jpg)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-15-2012
That leaf looks familiar.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-15-2012
Am I the only one here?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-15-2012
I'm in & out, I'm watching the game.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-15-2012
13⁄17 ravens I just had a roast beast sandwich and my toe itches. Its 8 degrees outside.