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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 04-29-2011
(04-29-2011, 04:45 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did you give your real weight, Duchess?
I didn't need to, I wasn't there about my license.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 04-29-2011
(04-29-2011, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I didn't need to, I wasn't there about my license.
Georgia is stupid. They have a DMV AND a separate tag office (says tag office in the phone book even). You can't get a driver's license anywhere in my community, but I can get a title. Go figure.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 06-07-2011
I love our proxy killer. It's my favorite plugin. You wouldn't believe the number of people that try to register with a proxy. It's a crazy wild amount.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 06-12-2011
I have a facebook account that I visit maybe once or twice a month. Why I hate it (I just got this pm):
Hi Tammy and Sue I have an address for Steve I think he would like to hear from you.
Me being Sue. She goes on to list the address.
Problem is, I have NO IDEA who the fuck Steve is (much less Tammy). I'm supposed to remember this guy from highschool and write him some heartfelt note? WTF?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 06-12-2011
I wonder if I told Steve he had the tiniest penis ever and he's hoping I'll recant that statement.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 06-12-2011
Tell him you're a harpoonist for the band "Moby Dick" now, and had your pinky finger chopped off by a taxi cab door.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 06-12-2011
I once thought facebook was just a test run to see how stupid Americans were before Barry ran for President though..........so my opinion means nothing here.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - IMaDick - 06-12-2011
And more than likely even less in your wifes house.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 06-12-2011
(06-12-2011, 10:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: And more than likely even less in your wifes house.
I rule with an Iron fist.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - IMaDick - 06-12-2011
Just think if you lived in the UK you could be treated for those delusions for free.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 06-13-2011
(06-12-2011, 11:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just think if you lived in the UK you could be treated for those delusions for free.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 06-17-2011
I just bought fish sticks for the first time since I have been buying groceries for myself (25 years). I'm not sure why I bought them. There was this bag of 44 (55 maybe, not sure, multiple of 11) Gorton's fish sticks for $5 and I just put it in the cart. I was buying frozen tilapia at the time and plain frozen cod. The fish sticks called to me. I haven't had them in a very long time. I didn't buy any tartar sauce and I don't think I have any cream of tartar in the spice cabinet, so I think maybe I fucked up.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - BlueTiki - 06-19-2011
(06-17-2011, 01:56 AM)Cracker Wrote: I don't think I have any cream of tartar in the spice cabinet . . .
Why is Cream of Tartar a powder?
And why is Cold Cream room temperature? Must I live in an igloo?
This is the shit that keeps me up at night.
And wondering if Mrs. Wright is banging the Gorton's Fisherman.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - aussiefriend - 06-19-2011
Tiki I don't get the last one? It must be the irish in me, but I don't get it?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - BlueTiki - 06-19-2011
(06-19-2011, 05:26 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Tiki I don't get the last one? It must be the irish in me, but I don't get it?
Sorry . . . I was referencing a local fish shop.
Mrs. Paul would be better. Another national, processed fish supplier.
I don't believe Mrs. Paul is a faithful spouse. Like Mrs. Wright.
Shit . . . now I'm thinking of Van de Camp and if it's coed.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - IMaDick - 06-19-2011
Aussie Tiki said she has no life,no man, and all that keeps her awake at night is some verbal bullshit that goes bouncing around inside of her head.
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 06-19-2011
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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - BlueTiki - 06-19-2011
(06-19-2011, 02:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Aussie Tiki said she has no life,no man, and all that keeps her awake at night is some verbal bullshit that goes bouncing around inside of her head.
But a girl can still dream!
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cracker - 06-19-2011
(06-19-2011, 02:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Aussie Tiki said she has no life,no man, and all that keeps her awake at night is some verbal bullshit that goes bouncing around inside of her head.
Does every woman need a man? It would be nice not to cut the grass around here or take out the trash, but other than that, I don't see the point. I don't think I could share my toilet at this point.
aussie has a life. She has a child and a career. Does man=life?
RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - IMaDick - 06-19-2011
which is why you feel like shit alone.