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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 08-13-2011
I meant talking about it as if it were MY dildo. I thought you were suggesting an appropriate kind for the freezer. Hahaha. *face palm*
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 08-13-2011
Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 08-13-2011
(08-13-2011, 12:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha
wouldn't it be a handy "ice-cube" in a drink?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 08-13-2011
Hahaha!
Those would be perfect party favors.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - ZEROSPHERES - 08-13-2011
(08-13-2011, 01:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(08-13-2011, 12:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Can you imagine having friends over for drinks and canapes and someone finding your "buddy" in the freezer? haha
wouldn't it be a handy "ice-cube" in a drink?
And a great way to stir a drink
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 08-16-2011
NEWSFLASH! BREAKING NEWS! BOMBSHELL!
MOCK NO LONGER HAS NEWBIE INTIATION AND TORTURE. that was a vestige of the old Mock, but has outlived its usefulness.
now just join up and post, you'll be a virgin for a while, a couple areas off limits, but otherwise, go forth and post where you wish in our threads.
so you have no more excuses not to join and post! WELCOME~~
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 09-01-2011
Stop trying to register with a proxy, it will never allow you to.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Duchess - 09-08-2011
I see you.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Lady Cop - 10-10-2011
OK listen up. we have lots of new people who have registered since we opened the floodgates and eliminated newbie torture.
BUT
evidently 99% of them cannot read instructions.
DON'T POST IN THE CRIME FORUM UNTIL YOU LOAD A FUCKING AVATAR OR I WILL SUSPEND YOUR POSTING ABILITY. and never make you a member.
IT'S NOT A MOCK RULE, BUT IT'S MY PREFERENCE. i like to recognize miscreants and wanted persons. heh heh
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS and newbies who don't post! - Cracker - 10-10-2011
(08-13-2011, 12:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I meant talking about it as if it were MY dildo. I thought you were suggesting an appropriate kind for the freezer. Hahaha. *face palm*
I love that this is at the top of the page.
C'mon people, don't you want to get a piece of Cracker? Don't I piss you off most of the time? Don't you want to tell me what an asshole I am? Don't you at least have a church pamphlet to quote at me?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Lady Cop - 11-18-2011
i see MANY virgins here at Mock. registered and awaiting sacrifice to the Mock volcano gods.
Duchess and i have ruthlessly been deleting all those who have registered but never posted.
you're next bitchflake.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 12-08-2011
I see you.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Cracker - 12-09-2011
They are afraid of Cracker. I don't blame them. I eat tards for lunch.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Eat Shit And Die - 12-09-2011
Yet you still have not managed to eat OzziFrennd? try harder.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 12-09-2011
Friggin' ESAD & his atrocious spelling. I know you're intelligent, bitchflake.
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Eat Shit And Die - 12-09-2011
Why do i need to right propalee four u? isnt just mi prezents enuff four u?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 12-09-2011
(12-09-2011, 07:41 AM)ESAD Wrote: isnt just mi prezents enuff four u?
Hahaha! Yes.
If I didn't know better I'd call you an illiterate fuck.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Duchess - 12-24-2011
Damn spammers are attempting to register every 30 seconds this morning. This has been going on for three hours. Jeezus.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - Lady Cop - 12-24-2011
MERRY CHRISTMAS LURKERS~
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FUCK YOU SPAMMERS
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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS AND NEWBIES - IMaDick - 12-24-2011
We used to get to have fun with spammers.