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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 11-19-2012
Hello Mockers, wouldn't you like to know the mischief I have been up to
Never you mind, I am not telling.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 11-20-2012
(11-19-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:(11-19-2012, 03:08 PM)username Wrote: I'm sitting on the plane waiting to depart...doped up.
May the force be with you. For the most part, it's been wonderful knowing you, I've had a lot of laughs. It's been fun, User. I never told you this before now, I don't know why, but I will now, I think you have beautiful eyes.
Hahaha, we made it! There was some turbulence that made me think my stomach was going to explode out my mouth for a minute but other than that...all okay.
The fattie ass next to me on the other hand...
FFS, his elbow was in my seat, I couldn't lower my tray table because his fat leg was in the way and he snored to boot. I had about a half a seat the entire flight. Fucker!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 11-20-2012
(11-19-2012, 06:52 PM)septic Wrote:(11-19-2012, 04:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I probably shouldn't have teased her before takeoff. I hope she didn't see that, maybe she'll be drunk next time she checks in and will miss it completely.
She has got beautiful eyes.
That was nice! Probably totally insincere but I'm cool with that.
Buying a sense of humor here is second on my list. First is cheap drugs. Oh yeah!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 11-20-2012
Glad you got there safe. Enjoy your trip!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2012
Two guys are yelling outside right now. One is across the street with his dog and the other is on the sidewalk in front of my house. I can hear 'em over the music; pissed, they are. And, stupid.
But, this line had me laughing: "I'm gona eat your fuckin' dog for Thanksgiving, man!". I'd go out and try to bust it up, but waiting to see if any other gems get tossed out first.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 11-20-2012
(11-20-2012, 12:20 AM)username Wrote: Buying a sense of humor here is second on my list. First is cheap drugs. Oh yeah!
Don't forget to take pix! I just know you'll see a 200 lb. fat ass stuffed into a two piece on the beach. That's mocking material for sure.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - ramseycat - 11-20-2012
(11-20-2012, 12:17 AM)username Wrote:(11-19-2012, 03:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:(11-19-2012, 03:08 PM)username Wrote: I'm sitting on the plane waiting to depart...doped up.
May the force be with you. For the most part, it's been wonderful knowing you, I've had a lot of laughs. It's been fun, User. I never told you this before now, I don't know why, but I will now, I think you have beautiful eyes.
Hahaha, we made it! There was some turbulence that made me think my stomach was going to explode out my mouth for a minute but other than that...all okay.
The fattie ass next to me on the other hand...
Just think, he is probably staying in the room next to yours and you will get to see him in all his glory in his Speedo at the beach and the pool!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Eat Shit And Die - 11-20-2012
Have a great holiday username
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 11-20-2012
Have a great time, User!
Did you bring your kids?
I loved going to Mexico. I went 7 times in 4 years a few years back, but now my wife says we're not going. Says we can't risk being killed by the cartels.
I don't think Cabo counts as being in the danger zone. I also don't really think any Americans will ever get caught up in that violence. Mexico can't risk destroying their tourism industry.
Anyway, disfrute sus dias en el sol, y toma fotos para nosotros.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 11-20-2012
This may seem trivial indeed to some people, but I really do appreciate it when pro-athletes take their time to brighten the day of sick children.
We're so helpless against many diseases that can take our kids from us, and the idea that people would give their time and effort to try and make an individual day a little better for them really makes me smile.
I know it happens all around the country and just about every professional team participates. I hope the guys doing it know how much it's appreciated.
http://blog.vikings.com/2012/10/29/sullivan-greenway-vikings-sponsor-new-playground-at-amplatz-childrens-hospital/
http://blog.vikings.com/2012/11/20/sullivan-to-host-thanksgiving-meal-at-amplatz-childrens-hospital/
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 11-20-2012
My team does stuff for the community all the time. It always makes me proud when I see it or hear about.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 11-27-2012
I love this. My husband is on the verge of getting his brown belt in karate. There's a teen in the same dojo who's a purple belt. When they spar, they're supposed to pull punches but this teen regularly ignores that. So, last week, he's sparring with my husband and tries for a full on kick. My husband (what the fuck are you thinking?) snaps him in the face and gives him a minor lip bleed (just to let him know he's crossed a line).
This week, through snooping, we know that the same kid is asking my daughter to be his bfwb and sext him some pictures.
My husband has decided the kid has a death wish.
*popcorn*
P.S. I don't love that this is happening with my daughter but my husband's response is kind of hot. ..He's going to scare the snot out of this kid. Between his 20+ years of rugby and his karate years, he's a great suitor deterrent for his daughter
hahaha!
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 11-27-2012
"karate" is such a general term. Hap-Ki-Doo a Korean and Aikido blend brought to Korea by Coi-Yoon-Sul and immortalized by Bong-Soo-Han in the Billy Jack movies is a defensive and pro-active form of Ai-Ki-doo. As compared to the Korean Tai-Kwon doo with its forms and Olympic standing It is just one of many arts drapped under the "Karate" dome.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 11-28-2012
Nah. My husband belongs to a serious dojo. I know kids who have black belts that earned them in a year (just by attendance). My husband has been working on his belts for 6 plus years. They're not easily given.
I'm going to suggest he bring out his inner chinaman and Kung fo the shit out of this kid hitting on my daughter. I'm a good mom that way.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 11-28-2012
Now for something completly different..........
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 11-28-2012
That's such a fucked up thing to do & I'd be so pissed.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 11-29-2012
I loved the Billy Jack movies. When we were little, my parents used to take us to the drive-in in the back of the wood-panelled Country Squire wagon every weekend.
Three of the four of us are only a year apart and we and all of our pillows and toys fit in the back when you pushed the seat down. We didn't watch or understand the movies so much then; we just loved the pre-movie cartoons, the playground, and the delicious food (really did think it was delicious back then).
Wonder why they don't show Billy Jack movies on tv all of the time like they do the Dirty Harry and Deathwish movies we saw at the drive-in? Would be fun to watch them again...
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Midwest Spy - 11-29-2012
You say Billy Jack, I say Jack Black.
Nacho Libre, School of Rock, etc.
Cinematic classics.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 11-29-2012
(11-29-2012, 12:06 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You say Billy Jack, I say Jack Black.
Nacho Libre, School of Rock, etc.
Cinematic classics.
My mom is very very close to one of my youngest nephews who lives with her during the school week. They love Nacho Libre; must have watched it over and over because they still quote it regularly (and repeatedly).
I'd take Billy Jack over Jack Black despite your flack; hit the road Jack. Sorry, silly mood in progress...
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - aussiefriend - 11-29-2012
I am going to a going away party tomorrow. I hope I can stay out of Mock after I have consumed a few beverages. I don't want to give that F2 any ammo.