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RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - ZEROSPHERES - 05-26-2013
Did you look closely and make sure these girls did not have Adams apples? It's hard to see from behind.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 09:50 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Are you talking about Elton John?
I some times wonder if he and George Michael did it. George would do anything.
There were rumours in the 80s about David Bowie and Mick Jagger as well.
They didn't just “duet” on record apparently that was the rumour anyway.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - JsMom - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 10:30 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Did you look closely and make sure these girls did not have Adams apples? It's hard to see from behind.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 10:30 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Did you look closely and make sure these girls did not have Adams apples? It's hard to see from behind.
No thankfully neither of them had a “surprise” for me in their knickers.
The last thing you want to be faced with when you pull their knickers down is the last chicken in sainsburys.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - ZEROSPHERES - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 10:31 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: There were rumours in the 80s about David Bowie and Mick Jagger as well.
They didn't just “duet” on record apparently that was the rumour anyway.
As long as it wasn't David Bowie and Bing Crosby.
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 10:36 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: As long as it wasn't David Bowie and Bing Crosby.
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
That has to be one of the most bizarre musical collaborations of all time.
In the video you can see Bing has a look on his face as if to say “who the hell is this?”
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - ZEROSPHERES - 05-26-2013
Yea. Bowie was so young Crosby didn't know if they should sing together or if Crosby should just punch the shit out him like he did his kids at home.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013
Yeah my dad once told me Bing was well known for beating the snot out of his kids.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - username - 05-26-2013
Jesus Christ.
*walks out of thread*
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Clang McFly - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 06:27 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You should ask clang and jsmom if they 69 each other.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Maggot - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 06:27 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You should ask clang and jsmom if they 69 each other.
The square root of 69 is 8 something.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - QueenBee - 05-26-2013
All I can say is, "Well, I used to." Did not much like it, but I did it. Refused to swallow though. EWWWW. Any way, too many calories.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - username - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 08:23 PM)QueenBee Wrote: All I can say is, "Well, I used to." Did not much like it, but I did it. Refused to swallow though. EWWWW. Any way, too many calories.
What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken.
Shame on me for participating in this vulgar thread.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - sally - 05-26-2013
It tastes more like freeze dried shrimp to me.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - HairOfTheDog - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 08:39 PM)username Wrote: What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken.
Shame on me for participating in this vulgar thread.
WTH? Cream of chicken soup?
Beige, chunky...
Shit, your advice could turn swallowers into spitters.
Broth, maybe...
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - username - 05-26-2013
(05-26-2013, 08:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-26-2013, 08:39 PM)username Wrote: What??? If a guy went down on me and started spitting I'd be damn insulted. Just think of it as cream of chicken soup. Everything tastes like chicken.
Shame on me for participating in this vulgar thread.
WTH? Cream of chicken soup?
Beige, chunky...
Shit, your advice could turn swallowers into spitters.
Broth, maybe...
Okay, somewhere in between. Not olive oil but...
I'm done.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-26-2013
Ya know it ain't ladylike to spit right?
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Cynical Ninja - 05-26-2013
If my gob is going to be full of vaginal juices without any complaint as I'm going down on you and it won't be I will swallow it all down.
The least you can do in return is swallow my junk.
RE: HOW COME FATTIES DON'T HAVE ORAL SEX? - Clang McFly - 05-27-2013
(05-26-2013, 08:47 PM)sally Wrote: It tastes more like freeze dried shrimp to me.
Warm and very salty freeze dried shrimp.
(what? noone else here has tried their own brand of spunk? Just me? ok...)