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RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Blindgreed1 - 12-28-2015
(12-28-2015, 05:46 PM)BigMark Wrote: BANANA SPIT CAKE?Lots of fluids and rest bro...
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 12-29-2015
Ruining this great recipe with spit is like using Shirley Temple as a sex toy you bastards!!!
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-02-2016
I got everything needed for this creation. I'm making it Sunday. Thanks Duchess for making me think all week about this thing. Walnuts is what I'm using though. Nuts are sooooo freaking expensive now. I paid 6.00 for a can and after I got home the professor says "You should have just bought a small bag at the bakery" How the heck am I suppose to know that?
I'm only making it to sooth the burn when I pull in the driveway with my new truck anyways. It makes me look all homey and stuff.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Duchess - 01-03-2016
Looking at that cake makes my mouth all drooly and stuff...or maybe I'm just hot for someone.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-03-2016
Now that my game is done and looking at how much work this thing might be I may admit defeat and let someone else do this thing. Besides there's a few more games.
I still might make it though considering I have all the stuff but football is on though it does look fun to make.............Dammit I'm all discomboobilated. I know smoke a dube and have a beer, yeah that's the ticket.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - sally - 01-03-2016
That is not complicated to make Maggot, you can't get anymore of a simple dessert other than opening up a bag of M&M's.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-03-2016
(01-03-2016, 05:19 PM)sally Wrote: That is not complicated to make Maggot, you can't get anymore of a simple dessert other than opening up a bag of M&M's.
You have to mash up cream cheese and whip pudding wash the utensils mash up crumbs and stuff. That's about 1⁄2 an hr maybe more cleaning up.
Shutup Martha there's probably 45 min worth of work there. I hope you can visualize this square of cream cheese because its your brains and I'm gonna mash-em.
Maybe later..........
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - sally - 01-03-2016
(12-26-2015, 09:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I kinda like this recipe and may give it a whirl if I can cram some booze in it.
You know you can add a shot of rum to the whip cream if you want, it tastes good. And the kids might go to bed early.
Just go make the damn thing. It'll take you 30 mins. tops. By the time you get the crust out of the freezer you'll have all the other ingredients prepped and all you have to do is assemble it.
It's not like you have to roll out pastry for Christ's sake.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-03-2016
(01-03-2016, 06:26 PM)sally Wrote:(12-26-2015, 09:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I kinda like this recipe and may give it a whirl if I can cram some booze in it.
You know you can add a shot of rum to the whip cream if you want, it tastes good. And the kids might go to bed early.
Just go make the damn thing. It'll take you 30 mins. tops. By the time you get the crust out of the freezer you'll have all the other ingredients prepped and all you have to do is assemble it.
My timeline is off a bit I still think its 45 min total.
It's not like you have to roll out pastry for Christ's sake.
I did mix 1⁄2 cup of rum with the pudding but...................
I fucked up and bought the regular pudding not the instant so I had to cook it let it cool down until it has a little more texture. I put the 13x9 dish in the freezer so when I pour the pudding over the fruit it will be cold. I started at 5:13 and its now 6;40 so I think if I didn't cook the pudding it would take 1⁄2 an hour off the time.
Why do they put that stupid pie filling/pudding right next to the instant? Fuck this, I'm only catching glimpses of the Denver game.
I will pour that yellow slime over the top of everything as soon as it gets a little harder.
updates to come.
My timeline is a little off but I still think its about 45 min total.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - sally - 01-03-2016
(01-03-2016, 07:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Why do they put that stupid pie filling/pudding right next to the instant? Fuck this, I'm only catching glimpses of the Denver game.
You're supposed to actually read the front of the box
. The good news is the regular pudding that you have to heat and stir tastes way better than the instant pudding. I think the instant pudding has a fake taste.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-03-2016
I microwaved the pudding and it seams to be OK. I put walnuts in the vanilla when it was semi soft any nut allergic people can eat soup, later I will coat the top with cool whip and banana slices.
If I ever made this again I might chop up the pineapple chunks more in a blender. I only used 3 bananas after 20 oz of pineapple, there was no place to put them. The crackers worked out perfect and the cream cheese spread was just enough.
The thing is probably 10,000 calories though.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - sally - 01-03-2016
(01-03-2016, 09:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I ever made this again I might chop up the pineapple chunks more in a blender. I only used 3 bananas after 20 oz of pineapple, there was no place to put them. The crackers worked out perfect and the cream cheese spread was just enough.
Maybe if you ever make this again you should buy a can of crushed pineapple like the recipe calls for instead of a can of pineapple chunks. That will save you some valuable time, Einstein.
I wouldn't trust your ass to make Hamburger Helper.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-04-2016
(01-03-2016, 11:45 PM)sally Wrote:(01-03-2016, 09:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I ever made this again I might chop up the pineapple chunks more in a blender. I only used 3 bananas after 20 oz of pineapple, there was no place to put them. The crackers worked out perfect and the cream cheese spread was just enough.
Maybe if you ever make this again you should buy a can of crushed pineapple like the recipe calls for instead of a can of pineapple chunks. That will save you some valuable time, Einstein.
I wouldn't trust your ass to make Hamburger Helper.
Thank you Sally I appreciate your input and as always.....fuck off.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - F.U. - 01-04-2016
While Banana splits are good, I think they pale in comparison to the death by chocolate I received for Christmas. Brownies, Heath, Milkyway, chocolate pudding, Chocolate chips and Chocolate syrup . All in layers with cream cheese and whipped cream in between layers. OH MY GOD.
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Duchess - 01-04-2016
(01-04-2016, 06:23 PM)F.U. Wrote: OH MY GOD.
After reading that, that's what I said too!
RE: BANANA SPLIT CAKE - Maggot - 01-04-2016
We live in decadent times, which requires drastic measures. I could use a few more lbs. lately. I'm down to 190 and feel as though I'm wimpy. I'm tall in my high heels. Maybe 6ft with the rubber. In socks 5'11" I was like 270 a few years ago.