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RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-22-2013
User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.
She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-22-2013
Six is like a pork chop.
He's kinda tough; but consistent and well complimented by something sweet in which to dip the white meat.
Maybe a little grissly sometimes, but it typically enhances the flavor.
I don't often buy pork chops because they don't seem to mix well with the black beans and brown rice that I sometimes have around, but I always enjoy them when they're presented to me.
Six is like a pork chop.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-22-2013
(11-22-2013, 03:39 PM)sally Wrote: User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.
She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.
You've got a knack for food personification.Your's is better, but I was thinking User is like sour kraut.
She's thin, packs a mean bite, and is frequently found slopped over a weiner.
RE: EAT ME! - crash - 11-22-2013
@LooseyLoo
Loosey is a UN food drop. Mainly up-tight and white rice, prone to hysteria and craziness and usually only eaten by the desperate.
Loosey is a UN food drop.
RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-22-2013
Aussie is like Cracker Jacks: If you take her out to the ball game you'll come back completely nuts wearing a crappy decoder ring.
She's a classic and seems more appealing when you're stoned, drunk or gay.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-22-2013
Maggot is like a jalapeno.
He's hot and spicy and livens up even the blandest fare; a party favorite who's particularly festive when pickled.
But, when too many seedy ingredients are tossed in the mix, he delivers a sting strong enough to bring tears to the eyes.
Maggot is like a jalapeno.
RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-22-2013
MS is like a pig in a blanket.
He thinks he's the life of the party and all women's eyes are on him. He often ends up a leftover along with the jello mold.
He's good dipped in mustard and the kids seem to like him anyway.
RE: EAT ME! - aussiefriend - 11-23-2013
(11-22-2013, 07:27 PM)sally Wrote: She's a classic and seems more appealing when you're stoned, drunk or gay.
You can't dispute an evidence-based definition.
RE: EAT ME! - Maggot - 11-23-2013
7⁄11 reminds me of a Kumquat sweet on the outside with a soft chewy sour center. She can be taken whole with a mixed flavor or just the outside then the inside goo separate.
Sometimes thorny and good in a cocktail the name of the fruit rhymes with a bunch of things that remind me of her.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-24-2013
FAHQTOO is like a rocket pop
She’s slim, and fun, and gives “all American” a good name
She’s refreshing and naturally cool as they come
Bite into her without thinking, and she’ll brain-freeze a bitch
FAHQTOO is like a rocket pop
Tiki is like a strong Bloody Mary
Hankerin’-inducing, tangy, and never predictable
Sometimes hot, sometimes cool, sometimes a meal, and sometimes an appetizer - always a good buzz
Some people like salt-free watered-down Bloody Marys (effin' amateurs)
I savor that slight ring of salt on the outside and like 'em strong...
even when they catch my tongue off-guard and leave me stumbling a bit
Tiki is like a strong Bloody Mary
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-24-2013
(11-23-2013, 10:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: ...the name of the fruit rhymes with a bunch of things that remind me of her.
RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-24-2013
HotD is a mushroom.
Funky, ready to release water and looks good with a cap. A lot of people think she's gross, but those who like her appreciate her earthiness and versatility.
She goes well with garlic, black lights and lava lamps.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-24-2013
(11-24-2013, 10:32 PM)sally Wrote: HotD is a mushroom.
Funky, ready to release water and looks good with a cap. A lot of people think she's gross, but those who like her appreciate her earthiness and versatility.
She goes well with garlic, black lights and lava lamps.
Who are these tasteless lot of people!?!?
Ah well, I don't like mushrooms (in food, anyway) myself, so I guess it's cool.
P.s. I've got no bladder control issues; you're all wet projecting your water-release readiness onto me, ham hock.
RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-24-2013
Dono is Muenster cheese.
He thinks he's higher up intellectually on the cheese ladder, but everyone thinks he's boring and stinks.
He makes a good grilled cheese and pairs well with crazy bitches and cheap Zinfandel.
RE: EAT ME! - Donovan - 11-24-2013
*sniff* crazy bitches and cheap zinfandel...good times.
RE: EAT ME! - sally - 11-25-2013
(11-24-2013, 11:26 PM)Donovan Wrote: *sniff* crazy bitches and cheap zinfandel...good times.
I changed my mind, you're like a 6 pack of Ramen noodles. The reasons are so obvious I don't even need to list them.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-25-2013
Big Sal is like Chicken of the Sea
She’s crammed in the can most of the time, wet and smelling fishy
Once released and drained, she’s simple and easy and pretty good when toasted
She has an elementary school type familiarity about her that puts a smile on most people’s faces
Sally is like Chicken of the Sea
RE: EAT ME! - Clang McFly - 11-25-2013
^lol
RE: EAT ME! - Clang McFly - 11-25-2013
Tuna is one of my favorite foods and Sally is one of my favorite Mockers.
RE: EAT ME! - HairOfTheDog - 11-25-2013
(11-25-2013, 12:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Tuna is one of my favorite foods and Sally is one of my favorite Mockers.
I like them both, too.