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RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-15-2014
I bet that fucking hurt.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-15-2014
(01-15-2014, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: You're damn lucky you didn't die, mister.
His wife obviously didn't pray hard enough.
“Well done lord, not only is he not dead he's even more of a fucking idiot now than he was before cheers!”
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Duchess - 01-15-2014
I don't recall a great deal of pain but I remember it knocked me on my ass. I was trying to get to a horse. He was a gray and his name was Cinders. That just came to me, I haven't thought about it in a lifetime.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Maggot - 01-15-2014
I landed on my ass on the hood of a lull. it was only about 10-12 ft drop but I was going pretty flukin fast when I hit the soffit. I still flew though bitchnuggets.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-16-2014
(01-15-2014, 05:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: I landed on my ass
Brain damage must be a difficult thing to live with.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - username - 01-16-2014
Farts stopped being funny to me in around 5th grade but my son and husband would find that video hysterical.
They're not fucking funny and I'm getting god damn tired of getting stuck in the car with a bunch of 14 year olds that can still laugh about them. I've threatened to push other people's kids out of the car on the side of the freeway over farting.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-16-2014
(01-16-2014, 02:44 PM)username Wrote: Farts stopped being funny to me in around 5th grade but my son and husband would find that video hysterical.
They're not fucking funny and I'm getting god damn tired of getting stuck in the car with a bunch of 14 year olds that can still laugh about them. I've threatened to push other people's kids out of the car on the side of the freeway over farting.
^
This.
Breaking wind is only funny to adults who are complete mongs.
Which makes perfect sense when you consider who created this thread.
Karl Pilkington thinks farting is the most hilarious thing ever. I rest my case.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Clang McFly - 01-16-2014
Oh. :(
*considers deleting the 2 fart apps off his iPod*
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - sally - 01-16-2014
I've also threatened to kick my son's friends out of the car over farting. Having to smell someone's shit is not one bit funny to me. It pisses me off.
My daughter's friends can manage to ride in the car without farting, I don't know why his friends can't.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-16-2014
Girls mature faster than boys.
And of course some boys never mature.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - sally - 01-16-2014
For those of you that can't control yourselves maybe you should spray this in your ass before leaving the house.
http://www.poopourri.com/
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Maggot - 01-16-2014
I've motor boated before I wasn't trying it just happened.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Duchess - 01-16-2014
Isn't that when you stick your face between her boobs & make boat motor sounds?
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Maggot - 01-16-2014
It is but it can also mean cutting a fart with every step you take. Its better when you just get out of the shower and your ass crack is wet.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Duchess - 01-16-2014
Goddamn. Farting is like moist & underpants.
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Clang McFly - 01-16-2014
RE: Some chick just came running up to me in tears - Cynical Ninja - 01-17-2014
No.
Motorboarding is a tit wank, you stick your cock in between a womans cleavage and literally fuck her tits.