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RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - aussiefriend - 03-09-2014
(03-09-2014, 07:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This evil cow thinks you're even more fucked up than you were before posts #16 and #17...crazy lady.
This educated mental health professional has insight into who the REAL crazy lady is here. Kudos though for acknowledging that you are in fact a fucking evil cow.
I didn't say I worshipped John Lennon, I understand you have a limited scope of comprehension. I think they call that retarded in some circles. Fear not, your pretend boyfriend will be in here soon to protect your honor. He is in love with Ramsbreath though these days.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - FAHQTOO - 03-09-2014
(03-09-2014, 07:48 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(03-09-2014, 07:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This evil cow thinks you're even more fucked up than you were before posts #16 and #17...crazy lady.
This educated mental health professional has insight into who the REAL crazy lady is here. Kudos though for acknowledging that you are in fact a fucking evil cow.
I didn't say I worshipped John Lennon, I understand you have a limited scope of comprehension. I think they call that retarded in some circles. Fear not, your pretend boyfriend will be in here soon to protect your honor. He is in love with Ramsbreath though these days.
You sure are fixated on who I'm screwing, aren't you. At least I pick men who want to fuck me, not other men, crazy lady.
Oh yeah, almost forgot...
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Maggot - 03-09-2014
Americas princess is all I need.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - sally - 03-09-2014
I'd fuck Rod Serling. He was the real deal unlike that cocksucker Bono.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Maggot - 03-09-2014
Rod has my dream right eyebrow, he lifts it to a new level.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Duchess - 03-09-2014
Sally wants to bang the Twilight Zone guy?
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Maggot - 03-09-2014
It lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - HairOfTheDog - 03-09-2014
Rod Serling was a seriously attractive man - tall, dark and handsome - with a great voice.
Women claimed that being with him felt like traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop...
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - HairOfTheDog - 03-09-2014
(03-09-2014, 07:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: HoTD, I was deeply affected by John Lennon's death. It was like the death of a personal friend. I was still a young teenager and my parents knew me enough to know how deeply this had affected me. Obviously crying, sad and a very heart wrenching time. At the time I was grounded for being caught skipping school to go to a KISS concert, all punishments were immediately removed because of this catastrophic event. Some days I still am haunted by that day.
I understand. It seriously knocked me on my ass when John Bonham died.
I cried that day at school when we heard the news, cried that night too. And, I played Good Times, Bad Times, Out on the Tiles, Moby Dick, and Fool in the Rain over and over on the turn table.
My dad liked Led Zeppelin, too. But, after a couple of hours, he told me to give it a damned rest and that he wasn't gonna take me to buy another new needle if I wore that one out. And, he informed me that he'd already told my mom that under no circumstances could I stay home from school due to Bonzo "mourning" sickness (she always said "meh, stay home").
So, I got over it after a couple of days and learned not to let the death of beloved influential entertainers hold me back.
Until...Gary Coleman passed away. That one still gets to me.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - kevvome - 03-09-2014
(03-09-2014, 09:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: It lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.The Twilight Zone? Is that another name for the 'G' spot? I don't know where that is either.
But if you ladies on here would like to explain all about your 'G' spot, you'll find I'm a great listener.
Pictures of you 'G' spot will be welcome too.
This should be good for a laugh if fuck all else.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Mohammed - 03-10-2014
Halle Berry! Most definitely. I would so berry the halle out of here that there would be no Blowfish left on earth that could blow the life back into her.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - aussiefriend - 03-10-2014
(03-09-2014, 09:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Until...Gary Coleman passed away. That one still gets to me.
What about Dana?
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Duchess - 03-10-2014
(03-09-2014, 08:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Americas princess is all I need.
You could do so much better.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - crash - 03-10-2014
Mine is a mix of Pink Floyd, Chris Isaak and a musical..
I wanna do bad things to you with all that hair while you moan like the great gig in the sky
Yes, yes, lame I know, but it works for me..
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - Duchess - 03-10-2014
Oooo Chris Isaak. When I hear his name I always think of this -
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - crash - 03-10-2014
I'm not sure I like Chris Isaak, but I know I like that song. I'm sure it's the reason I watched two more seasons of True Blood tgan I should have..
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - HairOfTheDog - 03-10-2014
I loved the first two seasons of True Blood and then it just got silly and I only made it half way through season three.
Definitely one of my favorite show lead-ins of all time, though - the sound and visuals both.
They sound similar and Chris Isaak's baby did do a bad bad thing, but it's Jace Everett who wants to do bad things to you.
Sexy song, for sure.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - crash - 03-10-2014
Oh fuck, I lay corrected..
*more than slightly embarassed*
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - HairOfTheDog - 03-10-2014
(03-10-2014, 09:49 AM)crash Wrote: Oh fuck, I lay corrected..
*more than slightly embarassed*
Don't be embarrassed. I thought it was Chris Isaak too - I think most everybody did. I only know it wasn't because I liked the song and searched out the video a couple of years ago.
But, if you feel like you need to be reprimanded, I wanna do...well, you know.
P.s. Sorry, ramseycat. Don't scratch my eyes out or anything -- I'm not like Jolene, just daydreaming is all.
RE: Who is your dream girl/guy? - sally - 03-10-2014
(03-09-2014, 09:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally wants to bang the Twilight Zone guy?
He was like family to me. More like a second cousin though so I'm not ashamed to have the hots for him. He died a month before I was born so I didn't stay home from school that day, but after I began kindergarten I was always allowed to stay home on the anniversary of his death.