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RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Maggot - 04-21-2014

He could have been creative and tied a wire around it and the nearest post .....then jumped.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Duchess - 04-21-2014



Oh jeezus. My thighs slammed shut.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - crash - 04-21-2014

For the last week I've said to myself Don't open the thread, crash, don't open it..

Why do I never listen to me?

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Blindgreed1 - 04-21-2014

(04-21-2014, 04:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Oh jeezus. My thighs slammed shut.
"muurrrrphonamiticantbreathe"

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Blindgreed1 - 04-21-2014

(04-21-2014, 04:52 PM)crash Wrote: For the last week I've said to myself Don't open the thread, crash, don't open it..

Why do I never listen to me?

hah

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - HairOfTheDog - 05-10-2014

(04-21-2014, 02:09 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Christ Bearer? What would Jesus do?

Resurrection?

[Image: 0510-christ-bearer-tmz-4.jpg]

Apparently, Christ Bearer has risen again, or at least he has the ability to rise again. His penis was reattached by a plastic surgeon and he says it's fully functional, though he might not be able to have more kids (I'm thinking that's not a bad thing).

Christ seems to have a pretty casual attitude about the whole incident. I think he's nuts.

His story is that he was depressed over a restraining order forbidding him to see his two daughters, and he has a baby on the way. So, he was reading a book about monks and vasectomies, smoking weed, and decided to do what he did. That's his story. Source: http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/10/christ-bearer-wu-tang-rapper-penis/

The PCP story reported upthread sounds way more plausible to me.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Duchess - 05-11-2014



I find it very difficult to believe that someone simply smoking a little weed has been moved to cut their penis off. I've been pretty friggin' high and never once considered lopping off a breast.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-11-2014

Stupid fuck should have looked up vasectomy. It did say he was reading, not just looking at pictures

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2014

(05-11-2014, 08:57 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Stupid fuck should have looked up vasectomy. It did say he was reading, not just looking at pictures

Sounds to me like he took hallucinogenics, opted for a do-it-yourself sex change operation, lost his head (both of 'em), and jumped off the deep end.

Since then, he's lost his balls and now he's spinning.

Blaming his ex and his kids for his self-butchery? Christ is a POS.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - HairOfTheDog - 07-17-2014

(04-16-2014, 05:20 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Asshat Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Johnson is speaking out again (but saying it's the first time he's spoken out).

[Image: 140417140915-andre-johnson-facebook-story-top.jpg]

His latest story is that he was on drugs, but knew exactly what he was doing. He made a choice to cut off his penis because he realized it was the root of his mortal problems, but he's not a mortal. He is a God.

So, the doctors couldn't reattach his penis, but he's glad to be alive. He says that his psychologist says he's fine.

Source: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/140417140915-andre-johnson-facebook-story-top.jpg

I think the asshat is straight-up crazy and hope that he's not able to see his kids unsupervised.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - cladking - 07-17-2014

(07-17-2014, 03:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, the doctors couldn't reattach his penis, but he's glad to be alive. He says that his psychologist says he's fine.


If the psychologist says he's fine then what's to worry about?

Thank God he won't reproduce.

Sometimes the world is just fine.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - HairOfTheDog - 07-18-2014

(07-17-2014, 08:00 PM)cladking Wrote:
(07-17-2014, 03:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, the doctors couldn't reattach his penis, but he's glad to be alive. He says that his psychologist says he's fine.

If the psychologist says he's fine then what's to worry about?

Thank God he won't reproduce.

Sometimes the world is just fine.

Hey Clad, good to see you.

You're walking a fine God damned line here.

But, I get your drift and I agree.

RE: Rapper jumps off building..AFTER severing his dick. - Blindgreed1 - 07-18-2014

Not so sure god had a lot to do with it, but yeah, at least there aren't a bunch of little chrits's running around.