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What is the longest you have gone without sex? - Printable Version

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- Maggot - 03-22-2009

:shock:.........my mind wanders, but my legs say run..........I trust my legs.

- SyberBitch - 03-22-2009

2 years, 10 months, 16 days and counting...


- SyberBitch - 03-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:What time is it ?
Heh. Good point.

It was10 June, 2006, about 2230 hours the last time I got laid. Do the fucking math yourself, as it depresses me. ::bang::
I actually have you beaten by a few days. Go me. 21


- D - 03-22-2009

Ok, this is just sad. I can't be the longest one lol. Oh well, it was good for me spending a few years raising my daughter with no distractions once her mom left. ::bigg::


- SyberBitch - 03-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21


- D - 03-22-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21
Hey, don't shake your rolling pin at me dear. You're the one who said no Smiley_emoticons_razz And I'm not one of those guys to hang around like a lost puppy for years before getting the hint...


- Liquid - 03-22-2009

longest for me is about 6 months between girlfriends.

- Maggot - 03-22-2009

1 week........it lasted 7 long days.64.........then I got paid.

- SyberBitch - 03-22-2009

D Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
21:;beat::21
Hey, don't shake your rolling pin at me dear. You're the one who said no Smiley_emoticons_razz And I'm not one of those guys to hang around like a lost puppy for years before getting the hint...
::showass::


- ramseycat - 03-22-2009

Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:BF is my first real FWB.
Stop it !...Call him your lover or.. or... SOMETHING ELSE !...No more BF or FWB or any of that shit !! :Diablo:
He is my Friend with Benefits.
That's much better...Stop with the BF bullshit...Better yet, call him, "my bitch". ::gigg::
FWB = Friends with Benefits.


- Sinister - 03-23-2009

Duchess Wrote:Was that a "streaking" smiley ?
Don'tcha know how to do that, Dutch? I'll 'splain....

[scroll= left ] ::tip:: [/scroll ]

Just leave the spaces out, and you can have it scroll left or right depending on which direction you type. If I type right, it may look like he's moonwalking. Let's test that theory....

[scroll=right]::tip::[/scroll]


- OnBendedKnee - 03-23-2009

Wow. You really do need to get laid.

- Sinister - 03-23-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Wow. You really do need to get laid.
Ya THINK??!?!? 25 ::bang:: What I look like most days >>> ::nuts:: or 21

- OnBendedKnee - 03-23-2009

At this point you've probably forgotten what one looks like.

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