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Freak magnet is in the house. - Printable Version

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- Duchess - 03-20-2009

Jurassic Wrote:Duchess, he is going to have a crap upstairs, pebble dash is normally diarohea and splatters all around the pan.
Why would he share that ?...Should we put out the "TARD ALERT" ?


- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009

Duchess Wrote:
Jurassic Wrote:Duchess, he is going to have a crap upstairs, pebble dash is normally diarohea and splatters all around the pan.
Why would he share that ?...Should we put out the "[color="red"]TARD ALERT[/color][color="black"]" ?[/color]
Oi tard.... he is a she, stick that up your blow pipe::bigg::



- Duchess - 03-20-2009

Oh, brother


- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You don't get to "shag" anyone. We assfuck you until we decide ifwe want to be bothered with your presence. You're a bit of a yawner so far. Why did you come here? What do you suppose you can contribute to our group?
I came here because i was told it was a great forum and the people here were good for a laugh ...what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .

You might wait days if we think it is a great way to torture you.



- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You don't get to "shag" anyone. We assfuck you until we decide ifwe want to be bothered with your presence. You're a bit of a yawner so far. Why did you come here? What do you suppose you can contribute to our group?
I came here because i was told it was a great forum and the people here were good for a laugh ...what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .

You might wait days if we think it is a great way to torture you.
Fuck me i've seen more action in a morgue.
At this rate i might as well just take the piss out of myself ..how many posts do you get a day::dunno::



- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009

Don't answer that .
I've done 13 post's so it looks like i'm top poster of the day::wait::


- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009

Is that it? Just complaining about how we are treating you?



- Sinister - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .
We use crybabies like you as an appetizer. You don't have much meat on you, so you won't be very satisfying. Maybe I'll toss you to Duchess; she doesn't eat much. Any of my other minions shit bigger than you.

You UK fucks are seriously pathetic. You're not making a very good showing for your country.



- Jurassic - 03-20-2009

Duchess Wrote:Oh, brother

Shouldn't that be Oh, sister

Freak monster, do you keep hamsters in your knickers ?



- Sinister - 03-20-2009

Jurassic Wrote:Freak monster, do you keep hamsters in your knickers ?
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:You UK fucks are seriously pathetic. You're not making a very good showing for your country.
With the rare exception of Jurassic.....






- Duchess - 03-20-2009

Such a dull female you are...Do you have a fat ass ?...Do you giggle ?...Are you a mindless chatterbox...Do you sit in front of the tv all day long ?


- The Antagonist - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You don't get to "shag" anyone. We assfuck you until we decide ifwe want to be bothered with your presence. You're a bit of a yawner so far. Why did you come here? What do you suppose you can contribute to our group?
I came here because i was told it was a great forum and the people here were good for a laugh ...what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .

You might wait days if we think it is a great way to torture you.
Fuck me i've seen more action in a morgue.
At this rate i might as well just take the piss out of myself ..how many posts do you get a day::dunno::

Maybe that's because the rest of us have actual lives that take us away from the computer, while you sit here and wait for hours for a replyuntil the need to go upstairs to shit all over your bathroom brings you enough excitement you needto boast it to the world.

You must be completely brain dead if telling us about your shits will gain you any consideration. It only shows what a low life pig you are.

Fucking filthy farm animal.



- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .
We use crybabies like you as an appetizer. You don't have much meat on you, so you won't be very satisfying. Maybe I'll toss you to Duchess; she doesn't eat much. Any of my other minions shit bigger than you.

You UK fucks are seriously pathetic. You're not making a very good showing for your country.
Listen pissflaps i couldn't give a flying fuck what you think.
You want fun, go rub yourself up because no one else is going to.



- Sinister - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .
We use crybabies like you as an appetizer. You don't have much meat on you, so you won't be very satisfying. Maybe I'll toss you to Duchess; she doesn't eat much. Any of my other minions shit bigger than you.

You UK fucks are seriously pathetic. You're not making a very good showing for your country.
Listen pissflaps i couldn't give a flying fuck what you think.
You want fun, go rub yourself up because no one else is going to.
Does any new fish ever try anything other than "I don't care, <insert inane comment of your choice here>" for fucks sake?? Why join up if you don't fucking care??

You have just increased your time in the newbie toilet. I am going to keep you here until you decide it ain't worth it and leave on your own.



- Duchess - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:go rub yourself up because no one else is going to.
Speak for yourself, gross bitch


- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009

Holy Shit, I Think We Have Another Tard.⿢


- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009

Duchess Wrote:Such a dull female you are...Do you have a fat ass ?...Do you giggle ?...Are you a mindless chatterbox...Do you sit in front of the tv all day long ?
Well it would take one to know one .
How fat is your ass ...judging but the amount of posts you got here your the one sitting on your fucking lard arse all day long .



- LuMPyPussy - 03-20-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Freak magnet Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:You don't get to "shag" anyone. We assfuck you until we decide ifwe want to be bothered with your presence. You're a bit of a yawner so far. Why did you come here? What do you suppose you can contribute to our group?
I came here because i was told it was a great forum and the people here were good for a laugh ...what i wasn't told was that i'd have to wait fucking hours for a reply .

You might wait days if we think it is a great way to torture you.
Fuck me i've seen more action in a morgue.
At this rate i might as well just take the piss out of myself ..how many posts do you get a day::dunno::

Maybe that's because the rest of us have actual lives that take us away from the computer, while you sit here and wait for hours for a replyuntil the need to go upstairs to shit all over your bathroom brings you enough excitement you needto boast it to the world.

You must be completely brain dead if telling us about your shits will gain you any consideration. It only shows what a low life pig you are.

Fucking filthy farm animal.
Works for me. ::thumbs::



- The Antagonist - 03-20-2009

Do you really want to let this one in? I mean we'll be in for more disgusting descriptions of her bodily functions.

I bet she confuses her tampons for tea bags.


- Duchess - 03-20-2009

Freak magnet Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Such a dull female you are...Do you have a fat ass ?...Do you giggle ?...Are you a mindless chatterbox...Do you sit in front of the tv all day long ?
Well it would take one to know one .
How fat is your ass ...judging but the amount of posts you got here your the one sitting on your fucking lard arse all day long .
No lard on my beautiful butt, dirty girl