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RE: Soo... - sally - 09-08-2014 What are you waiting for, there are plenty of them around here. RE: Soo... - sally - 09-08-2014 You could start with MS. Technically he's not a fat fuck, but you could call him a flabby fuck which would give you the same satisfaction. RE: Soo... - Midwest Spy - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 06:58 PM)sally Wrote: You could start with MS. Technically he's not a fat fuck, but you could call him a flabby fuck which would give you the same satisfaction. I don't know Sal. I'm looking pretty good again. Working out, playing hoops (hit a couple of game-winners today), and trying to eat better. I think you and I would look pretty good naked together . RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 07:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think you and I would look pretty good naked together . Premature ejaculation. RE: Soo... - Midwest Spy - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 07:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-08-2014, 07:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I think you and I would look pretty good naked together . Sal has said she doesn't really enjoy sex so maybe her lack of intensity would add a minute or two for me, thus ensuring her climax? Bwahahahaha! Who am I kidding? RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-08-2014 She has world class boobs. She posted them one night while drunk (years ago). RE: Soo... - Midwest Spy - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 07:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: While I appreciate your input, I feel very qualified to assign "world-class" status. What I'm saying is, I'd have to see/feel them myself. RE: Soo... - ramseycat - 09-08-2014 So are you going to let this fucker all the way in? RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-08-2014 Noob access only. RE: Soo... - Maggot - 09-08-2014 I sent this idiot a PM and all I got was this T-shirt. And it was decorated with a sharpie. RE: Soo... - Clang McFly - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 05:45 PM)sally Wrote: You've never even had sex you fat fuck. I hope that crab picture creeps into your mind every time you jerk off. you creep into my mind everytime I jerk off, bitch fuck. RE: Soo... - sally - 09-08-2014 Oh no you did not just call me a bitch fuck. You are going to hell, my friend. RE: Soo... - Clang McFly - 09-08-2014 (09-08-2014, 10:07 PM)sally Wrote: Oh no you did not just call me a bitch fuck. You are going to hell, my friend.oh sorry for the typo. I meant you are a bich fuck. Or so I've heard. RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014 Well..seems like all of my elders decided to keep the thread going. Y'all give me the warm and fuzzies!! Let's all hug it out!!! RE: Soo... - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2014 ^ You're a huggy kinda broad. Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one? Midwest Spy? RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014 I'm slightly disturbed that it's feeling the warm & fuzzies. Sally, get in here and take care of that shit. RE: Soo... - sally - 09-09-2014 (09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one? I'd advise against MS unless she likes to be sharted on. Did you forget about his IBS and flatulence problem? RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014 (09-09-2014, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote:(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one? Oh my...SHARTED ON?! Sounds like a nasty good time.. RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014 (09-09-2014, 05:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: Y u no like warm and fuzzies? RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014 I think something was said about halitosis as well. *shudders* |