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RE: Celebrity free pass - IroningBroad - 09-17-2014
(09-17-2014, 08:17 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You got it, IroningBroad. I recommend that you take a multi-vitamin (with Calcium, if you need the supplement as I do).
You might consider taking what's right for you specifically, though. I'm no physician or psychiatric professional, but I suspect that you may have a mild case of cat scratch fever or a severe case of feline viral rhinopneumonitis.
Fascination with animal genitalia, pustular ponderings, and "vag and dick" fixation are common symptoms. A doctor could give you the cure. Or, WedMD. Or, Ted Nugent.
Good luck.
I've always had a fascination with vags and dicks, how could anyone not ??
As for the cat genitalia I cannot not notice, they're hideous.
I will take vitamins as soon as I enter my 30s like you HOTD.
RE: Celebrity free pass - Duchess - 09-17-2014
(09-17-2014, 12:28 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I will take vitamins as soon as I enter my 30s like you HOTD.
It must be lovely to be young & beautiful. *sigh* I spend my days doing shots of Metamucil and the occasional line of crank in my effort to get my old, fat ass under control and regain my lost youth.
RE: Celebrity free pass - Clang McFly - 09-17-2014
(09-17-2014, 06:22 AM)ramseycat Wrote: None of my real life friends even know about Mock.yeah same here. Most of them are hardcore Christians and wouldn't understand.
RE: Celebrity free pass - IroningBroad - 09-17-2014
(09-17-2014, 03:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-17-2014, 12:28 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I will take vitamins as soon as I enter my 30s like you HOTD.
It must be lovely to be young & beautiful. *sigh* I spend my days doing shots of Metamucil and the occasional line of crank in my effort to get my old, fat ass under control and regain my lost youth.
No milk of Mag Duchess?
RE: Celebrity free pass - Duchess - 09-17-2014
Nope, just metamucil, crank, prayer and my bi-weekly bingo games.
RE: Celebrity free pass - IroningBroad - 09-17-2014
(09-17-2014, 08:10 AM)Maggot Wrote:(09-16-2014, 09:33 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:(09-16-2014, 08:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(09-16-2014, 08:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hugh Hefner or Hugh Grant.
Maybe Huey Lewis (but only if the News were involved).
Jackman doesn't do a thing for me.
Huey Lewis apparently has the biggest schlong in the music business.
Nice choice HotD!
Where'd you hear this?
It was in a tell all by that groupie chick Pamela des Barres or something like that, she also said Peter Frampton had the smallest. Now I know where "show me the way" came from, and "I'm in you" just so she knew.
Now I know where "show me the way" came from, and "I'm in you" just so she knew.
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