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RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - F.U. - 11-06-2015

I'll flush it without paper in my hand, but then its to the sink and I keep the paper towel I dried my hands with in my hand to open the door. I guess that can also be considered strange.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-06-2015

(11-05-2015, 10:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I cannot think of anything more annoying than sitting in a line of shitters with 6 other guys making goofy faces as they read comic books.

Thats another thing I have never understood. I have Never sat there mid shit and read a paper, book, magazine...WTF? There are much more pleasant places to sit and relax and read... I go in, do what I got to do and get the hell out of there and usually leave the fan on


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - FAHQTOO - 11-06-2015

(11-06-2015, 12:07 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(11-05-2015, 10:49 PM)Maggot Wrote: I cannot think of anything more annoying than sitting in a line of shitters with 6 other guys making goofy faces as they read comic books.

Thats another thing I have never understood. I have Never sat there mid shit and read a paper, book, magazine...WTF? There are much more pleasant places to sit and relax and read... I go in, do what I got to do and get the hell out of there and usually leave the fan on

Thank you!
For the life of me, I've never understood the need to sit and read while smelling your own shit.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - sally - 11-06-2015

Morimoto's restaurant in NY has the best public toilets I've ever seen. It does everything on its own from lifting the lid to changing the toilet cover so you don't have to touch anything. Well unless you want to push the buttons on the wall that do everything from heat up the seat to sanitize your ass and deodorize the stall. The walls are pretty cool too.

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RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Maggot - 11-06-2015

See if I hadn't smoked that joint 15 min ago I would not be picturing a little man with a bottle of windex and a swifter standing in a toilet bowl waiting for the next customer.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Love Child - 11-06-2015

I love japaneese toilets and bidets!


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Duchess - 11-06-2015

(11-05-2015, 05:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Do they put ice in the trough?


A peeing trough. Oh gods. There is just so much wrong with that. It sounds so...so..I can't even find a word for it. A trough. For peeing. Jeez Louise.



RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - F.U. - 11-06-2015

Yes, a trough that hangs on the wall for peeing. You walk up let it hang and do what you gotta do. Shoulder to shoulder with the next guy, talking about sports or what ever. If it were outside you could use it to feed the horses or cattle.


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RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - sally - 11-06-2015

And why do they put ice in it? Also why are bathroom attendants always black? And why is there a need for bathroom attendants anyway?


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - F.U. - 11-06-2015

Ice is to cut the smell. Something about chilling the piss eliminates the odor.
Bathroom attendant's? Hmmm , never seen one.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - sally - 11-06-2015

Hmmm, maybe it's just here. They're mostly in the higher class bars like The Hard Rock Casino and nightclubs. They're always black people and they pump the soap in your hand and get paper towels for you. Then you have to tip them. Like I couldn't get my own fucking soap and paper towels.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - F.U. - 11-06-2015

Yea might be just in the larger cities and in the high class bars. I am out here in nowhere iowa. I would have to go over a hour just to get to a bigger town like the Quad Cities, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, etc.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Duchess - 11-06-2015

(11-06-2015, 04:05 PM)sally Wrote: And why is there a need for bathroom attendants anyway?


Sometimes women need things like tampons or change or even a rip quickly repaired. They are like a mini slave except you compensate them. I've heard it was the norm back in the day when women were proper ladies.



RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Maggot - 11-06-2015

(11-06-2015, 04:14 PM)sally Wrote: Hmmm, maybe it's just here. They're mostly in the higher class bars like The Hard Rock Casino and nightclubs. They're always black people and they pump the soap in your hand and get paper towels for you. Then you have to tip them. Like I couldn't get my own fucking soap and paper towels.

If its just the tip it seems like a rip off.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Carsman - 11-07-2015

The casinos we patronize have attendants in the restrooms.

Some attendants even have spread out on the corner of the counter, toiletries, packs of gum, cigarettes, combs, personal items for the patrons, looking for extra tips.

(And they are varying denominations)


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - username - 11-07-2015

(11-06-2015, 04:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-06-2015, 04:05 PM)sally Wrote: And why is there a need for bathroom attendants anyway?


I've heard it was the norm back in the day when women were proper ladies.

Speak for yourself, ya' hillbilly twat. I'm still a proper lady.

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RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Love Child - 11-08-2015

Okay, this is funny. I am staying in a place with some friends this weekend and the one restroom in the bedroom is only separated by a half wall. Plus, you can totally see the person in the mirror. I was laughing so hard because I thought of this conversation here. I totally don't want to do my business while others are in the room and they can hear me.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Maggot - 11-09-2015

That's the best time to create those wonderful memories.


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Blindgreed1 - 11-09-2015

(11-08-2015, 03:47 PM)Love Child Wrote: Okay, this is funny. I am staying in a place with some friends this weekend and the one restroom in the bedroom is only separated by a half wall. Plus, you can totally see the person in the mirror. I was laughing so hard because I thought of this conversation here. I totally don't want to do my business while others are in the room and they can hear me.
Gassy? hah


RE: RESTROOMS & THE OPPOSITE SEX - Love Child - 11-09-2015

I was not, no.

BUT HAD I BEEN, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION!