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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Duchess - 11-01-2016

(11-01-2016, 10:53 AM)Donovan Wrote: I no longer care about holidays


Nooooo. Let me help you with that. I can make your holidays shiny & bright. Hehehe. Come down here and you can be part of my friends who are like family and celebrate with us. There will be presents with your name on them and lots of great food and fun.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Clang McFly - 11-01-2016

Reese's peanut butter cups are my favorite. But yeah Take 5 is a good.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Duchess - 11-02-2016



Never heard of 'em.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - BigMark - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 05:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Never heard of 'em.


WHAT?


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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Duchess - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 06:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: WHAT?


hah I was referring to the Take 5.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - sally - 11-02-2016

hah

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - BigMark - 11-02-2016

You gays! BTW, recount! We had 70.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Maggot - 10-31-2017

It's almost time to give the nasty little beggars my candy. After 6 tonight when its dark. I predict tons of the little crusty nose pickers.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Jimbone - 10-31-2017

You should give them hand sanitizer instead. Little germ bombs is what they are.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - sally - 10-31-2017

My son has my car until tonight and I haven't bought any candy yet. If the little bastards show up before I have a chance to go to Publix and buy candy I have a box of paperclips I can hand out.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Maggot - 10-31-2017



RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - sally - 10-31-2017

I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Carsman - 10-31-2017

Made it through another slow Halloween, only 19 T & T'rs. hah

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - BigMark - 10-31-2017

(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Clang McFly - 10-31-2017

(10-31-2017, 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote: (and WTF with the hairball!)

Shedding gray bush hair.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Duchess - 11-01-2017

(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it.


I know what that looks like and it's fucking revolting. Happens to my shower drain too. I should be bald for all the hair I pull outta there *gags*

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - sally - 11-03-2017

(10-31-2017, 10:08 PM)BigMark Wrote:
(10-31-2017, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote: I made it to CVS before dark to buy the candy. I also had to buy a bottle of Drano while I was there because my shower drain had a ball of hair the size of a kitten in it. That probably looked suspicious.

Try buying trash bags, condoms, duct tape and a shovel. (and WTF with the hairball!)

There are three women with long thick hair that live in my house and when they take showers the hair strands slip through the drain. Eventually a big soapy scum ball of hair accumulates in the drain pipe and that BigMark is how a hairball is formed.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - BigMark - 11-03-2017

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RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Maggot - 11-03-2017

What were those things nuns swept up after church that fell out of vaginas. Scrunches or scatery's or some name I forget. I found it! A sootikin!

One entry defines a "sootikin" as a small mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft of poor women who did not wear undergarments - common until the 19th century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing.

RE: Happy Halloween Bitch Flakes . . . - Carsman - 11-03-2017

Happy Halloween! hah