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RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Maggot - 03-03-2019
They're probably tough to notice with a 63 DD belly.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-03-2019
(03-03-2019, 01:31 PM)sally Wrote: You got some lungs, clang.
Thanks. I need them for the cigars I smoke every weekend.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-03-2019
(03-03-2019, 01:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: They're probably tough to notice with a 63 DD belly.
48-50 belly. I think I lost a little weight since getting off the Grubhub 2 months ago.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-03-2019
(03-03-2019, 01:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:(03-03-2019, 12:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Me too. 48B.
Woooo. I'm flat chested compared to that.
So all your boob hype has been fake news? That makes me a sad panda.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - sally - 03-03-2019
Have you gone jogging yet in your spandex? You get your heart healthy and everyone gets the pleasure of seeing those big babies bouncing at the same time. Winner winner chicken dinner.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-03-2019
(03-03-2019, 07:13 PM)sally Wrote: Have you gone jogging yet in your spandex? You get your heart healthy and everyone gets the pleasure of seeing those big babies bouncing at the same time. Winner winner chicken dinner.
Waiting for the warmer weather to go jogging and give the new neighbors a bleach your eyes surprise.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Maggot - 03-03-2019
I ran 3 miles yesterday finally I said "Lady.......you can keep your purse"
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - BigMark - 03-04-2019
That was Clang!
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Duchess - 03-04-2019
Ahahahahaha!
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Maggot - 03-04-2019
Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Duchess - 03-04-2019
b..b..boiling?
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Maggot - 03-04-2019
Yeah, they should be sterilized.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - BigMark - 03-04-2019
I would suggest a blowtorch.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.
Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 12:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yeah, they should be sterilized.
I don't even wash my hands after using the bathroom. Why would I care about nipple cleanliness?
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - sally - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 02:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.
Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.
They don't have teeth, Clang. And by the time they do get them you probably shouldn't be breastfeeding anymore.
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 02:16 PM)sally Wrote:(03-04-2019, 02:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(03-04-2019, 12:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would try his hand at breast feeding if he could get past the boiling of the nipples part.
Hell no. I'd be too worried about the little fucker biting my nipples off.
They don't have teeth, Clang. And by the time they do get them you probably shouldn't be breastfeeding anymore.
https://youtu.be/9oAahtmFJ9Q
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Duchess - 03-04-2019
I haz teh fears of clicking.
Babies with a full set of teeth?
RE: Do you men wear these shirts? - Clang McFly - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 07:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: I haz teh fears of clicking.
Babies with a full set of teeth?
Nah, clip from Family Guy where Peter breastfed Stewie.