Matted Hairy - Printable Version

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- matted hairy - 02-14-2009

He appears to have a plate of something

- Fry Guy - 02-14-2009

Yes my avatar is a chef at the local restaurant serving up breakfast to Syberbitch.

Healthy Breakfast appetite

- SyberBitch - 02-15-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"]Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.[/color]

Your calculations are WAY off, dimwit (not that it's any surprise). Why don't you go back to your closet and drag your mom out again, so you can cry to her about your 'cancer' while using her hand to stroke your head and simultaneously fingering her twat? We all realize you can't stand to 'let go' of that 'special' relationship you both had.

"Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Have you been a good boy today, Norman?"

"Yes Momma"

"Are you lying to me, Norman?"

.... "Yes Momma" *sniffle*

"You know only GOOD boys get to taste Momma's special candy, right Norman?"

"Yes Momma... I... I'll try to be better Momma!! I'll try!!"

- Gogo - 02-15-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="darkred"]Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.[/color]
Your nutritional calculations are WAY off, dimwit (not that it's any surprise). Why don't you go back to the kitchen.

"SyberPIG"

"Yes Momma"

"Have you been a good PIG today, Syber?"

"Yes Momma"

"Are you lying to me, SyberPIG?"

.... "Yes Momma" *sniffle*

"You know only GOOD PIGs get to taste Momma's special candy, right Syber?"

"Yes Momma... I... I'll try to be better Momma!! I'll try!!"

"Momma can you pass me those plates on your table!! I'm still HUNGRY!!!"

"Momma if I finish everyones plate can we stop at Baskin Robbins?"

"Momma you know I love all the flavors *belch* pass the gravy!!!"

- Duchess - 02-15-2009

That girl really shouldn't wear blue eyeshadow...I think it went out of style before I was even born.

- Gogo - 02-15-2009

eyeshadow

that's the least of it, these sows in their BELLY dance costumes are not to be believed

fashion sense in West Virginia is let's say DIFFERENT when you shop at AGWAY for cosmetics

- Fry Guy - 02-15-2009

The waiter would need to put down the plates quick or risk losing a finger or two in the feeding frenzy?

Who are those ugly slappers anyhow?

- Gogo - 02-15-2009

Momster Wrote:Holy hell. There is no mocking here. Only chimpanzees flinging shit.

Mommy it's spelled

[Image: ka2pud.jpg]

FAIL

- SyberBitch - 02-15-2009

Googletwat Wrote:*sniffle* - you wuz mean to mah frienz.. *sniffle* Here's a picture!

I'm not even in that picture you dumb twat.

- Momster - 02-15-2009

Googlebot... do I know you know you?