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RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
Do you guys still have Burger Kings around? They all went out of business around here. I could go for their original chicken sandwich with cheese right about now. That was my favorite junk food from there.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 06:54 PM)sally Wrote: Yes you fat retarded fuck, the sesame seeds on your daily hamburger bun is indeed white, but they come in black as well.Oh yeah those. They look more like chocolate sprinkles than mouse turds though.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 09:11 PM)sally Wrote: Do you guys still have Burger Kings around? They all went out of business around here. I could go for their original chicken sandwich with cheese right about now. That was my favorite junk food from there.Their new steakhouse burger is excellent. I had to add the pickles to it when I ordered it a few weeks ago.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
There used to be one around the corner, now I have to drive 20 miles to the nearest one. I guess thats a good thing because I'd go right now if it was closer. Instead I'm eating a plum.
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020
I prefer Carl's junior (hardys where you are?) over Burger king but they are expensive, in n out has an entire meal for $8.(And better)
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
We have Hardee's which isnt all that great. No in and out here unfortunately. We just got a Culver's which was strangely good for how greasy it was. It was greasylicous.
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020
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RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
Oh and orlando has a beefy king. I've not been, but it's on my bucket list before I die.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
I'm so goddamn hungry
RE: Chinese massage - Cutz - 09-01-2020
(08-25-2020, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:speak for yourself(08-25-2020, 10:11 PM)sally Wrote: This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.Sorry, we didn't know you were Chinese and a man.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 09-01-2020
(09-01-2020, 10:48 AM)Cutz Wrote:I always speak for myself. Even when my lame jokes fail. sally is a hot biological woman/goddess and I meant no disrespect.(08-25-2020, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:speak for yourself(08-25-2020, 10:11 PM)sally Wrote: This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.Sorry, we didn't know you were Chinese and a man.
RE: Chinese massage - Cutz - 09-01-2020
I got your joke, Clang.
I was implying that I knew sally was both Chinese and a man. Ma Ma Hu Hu.
Edit: Oh btw I went to China for a month. Might not have told you guys about that before I disappeared.
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 09-01-2020
They don't call it Chinese massage over there.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 09-01-2020
(09-01-2020, 03:14 PM)Cutz Wrote: I got your joke, Clang.
I was implying that I knew sally was both Chinese and a man. Ma Ma Hu Hu.
Edit: Oh btw I went to China for a month. Might not have told you guys about that before I disappeared.
RE: Chinese massage - Maggot - 09-01-2020
(08-26-2020, 11:25 PM)sally Wrote: Oh and orlando has a beefy king. I've not been, but it's on my bucket list before I die.
My Sister goes there when in Orlando, they have a 2 for 5 deal on their spicy chicken sandwich now.
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 02-20-2021
Where's the Beef?
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 02-20-2021
(02-20-2021, 10:16 AM)BigMark Wrote: Where's the Beef?
*unzips pants*
RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 02-20-2021
MARK! Clang's here with the beef.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 02-21-2021
(02-20-2021, 07:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: MARK! Clang's here with the beef.
Wagyu.