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What is your pathetic story? - Printable Version

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- Duchess - 01-23-2009

I laid eyes on that gift wrapped dude & immediately flashed on Justine Timberlake singing, "Dick In A Box" from a Saturday Night live skit.

- Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Stick as many coins up your hairy arse as you like greaseball, coin collecting, like stamp collecting or roleplaying is a nerdish activity.
Admit your nerdishness, let the healing begin.
You like Dungeons and dragons and comic books every bit as much as I do and you know it.

I submit that Wolverine and owning rare coins/bullion is far more manly than raising hamsters and dressing up as an elven thief, you green-toothed fag.
Quote:Let's compare ...

Wolverine
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Quote:And coins ..
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Breeding hamsters for your ass ...
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you're group roleplaying bullshit:
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Quote:::finger::

I submit that breeding animals for profit is more manly than sticking coins up your anus then asking your moustached wife to pull your arm so you can become a human fruit machine.



- Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.
Oh, it's gets worse.

He also dresses the hamsters in little Dungeon and Dragon costumes. It's embarrassing for the hamsters but they figure a gig's a gig.

A have a golden syrian called Gizmo who looks awesome dressed up as a level 10 paladin.
I'd comment, but there is no way I can out mock you mocking yourself.

That was a joke.

My sense of humour and intellect is so above everyones heads I feel like an eagle soaring over field mice sometimes.


- The Antagonist - 01-23-2009

My pathetic story for the day is that I replied multiple times in the new meat's topic when I shouldn't have wasted my breath in the first place.

- sally - 01-23-2009

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:
Quote:I feel like a wood pigeon whilewatchinghamsters matesometimes.

::blink::

- AnonyMoose - 01-23-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:My sense of humour and intellect is so above everyones heads I feel like an eagle soaring over field mice sometimes.
You can't even out think your shadow people, you overly medicated cum container.