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To the new meat - Printable Version

+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Management and Newbie Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-3.html)
+--- Forum: Introductions (https://mockforums.net/forum-9.html)
+--- Thread: To the new meat (/thread-1578.html)

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- Sinister - 01-22-2009

DPD Chick Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote: I think it's great that you are so respectful of our Mistress but, seriously, you are the biggest suck up ever...and that's really saying something 'cuz Mock has seen many...Jesus Christ, pull yourself together, get a grip, it's nauseating to read you day after day & exceedingly unmanly to be such a friggin' brown noser.
This is one of the reasons why Dutch is one of about 4, possibly 5 women on the face of the planet that I can tolerate. ::thumbs::
4 or 5, that many huh?

On a good day.

- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:On a good day.

Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

- Sinister - 01-22-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::

- DPD Chick - 01-22-2009

eeeep!!!!
quitting smoking

- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::

Translation:
Sell all your Pall Mall and Virginia Slims cigarette stock now.

- DPD Chick - 01-22-2009

you smoke vagina slims for real??
I'd quit too

- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::

You should consider some sort of neighborhood warning about this ... I'm serious ...

- QueenBee - 01-22-2009

Is there any way we can vote for an entire thread as POTD? This totally amuses me.

- Sinister - 01-22-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:You should consider some sort of neighborhood warning about this ... I'm serious ...

About the fact that I'm quitting smoking? Why would I feel the need to do that? The wholearea is scared shitless of me with the crowd that comes by here all the time.

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- SyberBitch - 01-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::

::bravo::congrats!

Just um... tell us when it's safe to come out. ::bigg::

- Momster - 01-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::

::banana::I'm happy for you... I haven't had a cig all year Smiley_emoticons_wink

- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

[user=85]Momster[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::
::banana:: I'm happy for you... I haven't had a cig all year

Is, 'cig' a euphemism for a woman?

- Borndragon - 01-23-2009

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:

Quote:As a virgin bitch, you have not earned the right to shit on any full-fledged member here.

Naturally that rule is in place to help protect yourself, as you're sooooo easy and fun to shit on.

Borndragon ~ laughing at your daunted self.

- Sinister - 01-23-2009

Yeah, we'll see how much you disapprove when someone signs up as "FucksBorndragonInTheAss". Then you'll be happy I change those names. And with your whining and bitching here, I may just change them to shit like the name I mentioned...... ::lmao::

- Momster - 01-23-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=85]Momster[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:On a good day.
Translation: if the ash-tray emptying can wait another day, and I don't spill my coffee on the keyboard that day.

I have a huge butt-can right next to my desk and a separate table for liquids. I'm not an idiot, keeping liquids where they can spill on my computer, fuckwit.

Oh and you can consider this a forewarning; I'm quitting smoking, so I'm liable to be even more cranky than normal. ::batguy::
::banana::I'm happy for you... I haven't had a cig all year

Is, 'cig' a euphemism for a woman?

errr... I am a woman.::dunno::

- OnBendedKnee - 01-23-2009

""Whoops::
Bad mock. Very bad mock.

- AnonyMoose - 01-23-2009

Sinister Wrote:Yeah, we'll see how much you disapprove when someone signs up as "FucksBorndragonInTheAss".

His boyfriend already has that nom de plume.

- Borndragon - 01-25-2009

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Sinister Wrote:Yeah, we'll see how much you disapprove when someone signs up as "FucksBorndragonInTheAss".
His boyfriend already has that nom de plume.

Nice try faggot, Sinislag took that name as a nicswitch after I so pointedly pointed out what a little stupid cunt she is for whining on about NoObs nics poking fun at her. The wonders of a proxy huh...too bad your pudden headed ass hasn't figured that shit out, seeing as you're banned, yet, you could easily come back as AuntieMoose2 or some shit, half-wit.

Sinislag urgently needs her lackey meatshield, as she's more hopelessly lost and flameless than usual without one.

Borndragon ~ Gimps on Parade.

- LuMPyPussy - 01-25-2009

Borndragon Wrote:[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Sinister Wrote:Yeah, we'll see how much you disapprove when someone signs up as "FucksBorndragonInTheAss".
His boyfriend already has that nom de plume.
Nice try faggot, Sinislag took that name as a nicswitch after I so pointedly pointed out what a little stupid cunt she is for whining on about NoObs nics poking fun at her. The wonders of a proxy huh...too bad your pudden headed ass hasn't figured that shit out, seeing as you're banned, yet, you could easily come back as AuntieMoose2 or some shit, half-wit.

Sinislag urgently needs her lackey meatshield, as she's more hopelessly lost and flameless than usual without one.

Borndragon ~ Gimps on Parade.