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RE: Hey Roth the child. - Clang McFly - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 08:15 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-20-2023, 07:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Goats and tiny little trees.

I like it!

Blowing-kisses

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Clang McFly - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 07:53 AM)Piglet Wrote: Well done Roth old boy, your not as brain dead as you seem.  The above  made me laugh, thanks for that, and indeed when you describe others its mostly about yourself.  Yes i am bored, not only reading the crud on here but generally, im stuck being a carer.  To be honest if i could id be in a different country, somewhere warm, living it up.  Im old, i dont have much time left, i think Napoli would be my destination, Sorrento.  Now thats classy, the Italians have class in spades, they dont need to try.

Whats your excuse for being here Roth?, or any of you?    Why arnt you out on the town, spending money, going on holiday,  nightclubbing, going to shows, having lovers, notice it isnt singular, going on cruises, eating fine food, i think you get the picture.   

Instead you prefer to get boss eyed, confused, immobile, stunned, lacking cognition, stuffed, tongues lolling, spittle dripping, irises like dinner plates, woozy, a dead lump ready for the sod.

And Duch, you ask a question, hah, what will be my reply........tki like.......you know.........yes........what it will be.........can you guess........

Even i , broad axe ready to strike, can bestow mercy.........

God, im becoming.........Tiki.........I am resigned to it, but when i emerge........You wont be invited to my party Duch.    There is one, who shall not be named.  Lokk out world, lock up your daughters, im going on a rampage......like the old days at the Tower Ballroom.  Simple ordinary no bodies not invited, those out for a good time......  .....  ..... .....  dots are fun fun fun...
I thought you said going out and having fun was unhealthy? Smiley_emoticons_slash

RE: Hey Roth the child. - rothschild - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 06:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-20-2023, 12:08 AM)rothschild Wrote: Your syntax paints a very different picture

What does my syntax paint?   116

A pair of lips that need a smooch. Blowing-kisses

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Duchess - 05-20-2023

You haven't seen my pix, have you? I can tell. I'm a big scary monster, hear me roar. *roars*

RE: Hey Roth the child. - rothschild - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 07:53 AM)Piglet Wrote: Well done Roth old boy, your not as brain dead as you seem. The above made me laugh, thanks for that, and indeed when you describe others its mostly about yourself. Yes i am bored, not only reading the crud on here but generally, im stuck being a carer. To be honest if i could id be in a different country, somewhere warm, living it up. Im old, i dont have much time left, i think Napoli would be my destination, Sorrento. Now thats classy, the Italians have class in spades, they dont need to try.

Caring is antithetical to boredom. Given our time constraints, how about we dispense with facades and cut to the chase? We'll use scalpels, rather than broadaxes, under a very bright light that leaves no possibility for obfuscation. Does that sound enticing?

RE: Hey Roth the child. - BigMark - 05-20-2023

Sheesh, get a room, one with plastics sheets everywhere. Do Dexter proud!

RE: Hey Roth the child. - rothschild - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 12:16 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sheesh, get a room, one with plastics sheets everywhere. Do Dexter proud!

A steel room with a high-pressure hose and drain -- and an observation gallery. Bring your own popcorn.

RE: Hey Roth the child. - BigMark - 05-20-2023

You can take turns eating each other, pairing different wines.

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Duchess - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 07:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Goats and tiny little trees.

Can you make them white birch trees? They are everywhere up there and I miss them.


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RE: Hey Roth the child. - rothschild - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 06:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-20-2023, 07:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Goats and tiny little trees.

Can you make them white birch trees? They are everywhere up there and I miss them.


[Image: birches110813.jpg]

Now I have a hankering for birch beer.

RE: Hey Roth the child. - MirahM - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 12:08 AM)rothschild Wrote:
(05-19-2023, 07:29 AM)Piglet Wrote: ...i would and am secure in myself.

Your syntax paints a very different picture, Piglet: a disorderly and incoherent person, whose thinking reflects boredom, superficiality, dissatisfaction, and insecurity. A person who in every respect is singularly indistinguishable from the teeming masses that live their meagre, insubstantial lives, day in and day out, with nothing else to look forward to. Clearly, you have resigned yourself to this fate, or you would not be comparing yourself to a person you deem to be inferior.

Would you like someone to reach out and show you kindness, Piglet, or is it too late for that?

Well! I couldn't agree more!

RE: Hey Roth the child. - MirahM - 05-20-2023

(05-20-2023, 07:53 AM)Piglet Wrote: Well done Roth old boy, your not as brain dead as you seem.  The above  made me laugh, thanks for that, and indeed when you describe others its mostly about yourself.  Yes i am bored, not only reading the crud on here but generally, im stuck being a carer.  To be honest if i could id be in a different country, somewhere warm, living it up.  Im old, i dont have much time left, i think Napoli would be my destination, Sorrento.  Now thats classy, the Italians have class in spades, they dont need to try.

Whats your excuse for being here Roth?, or any of you?    Why arnt you out on the town, spending money, going on holiday,  nightclubbing, going to shows, having lovers, notice it isnt singular, going on cruises, eating fine food, i think you get the picture.   

I am here because Duchess. AND ALL OF THE POSTERS! I was going to try to list everybody, but then I would leave someone out and offend someone.

I no longer have a town to go to, but I have plenty of activities around here to keep me occupied. The nights I am not out I like to post while I upload or download pics.

Even when I had a lover I still had time to post!  hah

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Duchess - 05-21-2023

(05-20-2023, 11:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: I am here because Duchess. AND ALL OF THE POSTERS! 

...and I am so happy you are!   99

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Carsman - 05-21-2023

(05-21-2023, 07:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-20-2023, 11:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: I am here because Duchess. AND ALL OF THE POSTERS! 

...and I am so happy you are!   99

Likewise! 

RE: Hey Roth the child. - BigMark - 05-21-2023

Meh.

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Duchess - 05-21-2023

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RE: Hey Roth the child. - BigMark - 05-21-2023

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RE: Hey Roth the child. - Duchess - 05-21-2023

I'll jerk a knot in your tail, big boy. 

RE: Hey Roth the child. - Clang McFly - 05-21-2023

(05-20-2023, 06:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-20-2023, 07:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Goats and tiny little trees.

Can you make them white birch trees? They are everywhere up there and I miss them.


[Image: birches110813.jpg]

They can be any trees you please. Mine is going to be a pussy willow.

RE: Hey Roth the child. - BigMark - 05-21-2023

Bushwhacking in the pussy willows.