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- The Hermit - 01-18-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:
Quote:Hello, Hermit...You are only able to save one of the following two women...Who will it be, your woman or your Mom ?



Sin, all your posts today are Jack Nicholson's voice in my mind...Hahahaha
They're one in the same, so that's an easy answer for him.
Sorry, I ain't from the southern states, where that's so common. Never heard of anything like that comin' outta Canada.


- Middle Finger - 01-18-2009

My fear is that The Hermit and Ramseycat will become sympathy buds.

Hermit, real men don't have "roommates."

- AnonyMoose - 01-18-2009

Duchess Wrote:Hello, Hermit...You are only able to save one of the following two women...Who will it be, me or Ramsey?
I think in this scenario Hermit should let you both die. I love a story with a happy ending. ::lmao::

- The Hermit - 01-18-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:My fear is that The Hermit and Ramseycat will become sympathy buds.

Hermit, real men don't have "roommates."
OK, I slipped. How about "flatmate"?

Who's Ramseycat?

And what's sympathy? Is that like a symphony?


- Middle Finger - 01-18-2009

Fuck, another annoying dopey-ass. Who or what is serving as the magnet for these people?

- Duchess - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:I think in this scenario I should beat off while wearingRamsey's dainty lace panties. I love a story with a happy ending. ::lmao::
Friggin' queen.

- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

The Hermit Wrote:I'm trying to get into watching more movies, but when the roommate is playing video games most of the time I'm home, it's kinda difficult.
Grow a damn pair and tell you're roommate to shut off his system and put in a movie. It is your house isn't it? Then have the backbone to claim it. Or get more than one tv in the place...


- The Hermit - 01-18-2009

The Afterbirth Wrote:
The Hermit Wrote:I'm trying to get into watching more movies, but when the roommate is playing video games most of the time I'm home, it's kinda difficult.
Grow a damn pair and tell you're roommate to shut off his system and put in a movie. It is your house isn't it? Then have the backbone to claim it. Or get more than one tv in the place...
Actually it's not my house. We're renting.

And really, I don't care too much. I'll get my movies in after I move. If I feel like it then.


- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

The Hermit Wrote:Actually it's not my house. We're renting.

And really, I don't care too much. I'll get my movies in after I move. If I feel like it then.
I didn't mean an actual "house" you dolt. But it is your home, you pay for half, or at least give your roommate enough head to make up for it.

And waiting til after you move translates to "pussy-ass bitch boy". I do what I want, when I want in my home on my free time.


- The Hermit - 01-18-2009

Betcha you slap your woman around, too...if you have one, that is.


- AnonyMoose - 01-18-2009

Duchess Wrote:If I give you the $50 I have left over from my budget this month, would you urinate in my rectal cavity?
Is that safe? ::blink::

- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

The Hermit Wrote:Betcha you slap your woman around, too...if you have one, that is.
No, only truly weak men resort to using violence to deal with women. My wife and I have a great relationship, more than your blow-up doll can claim, eh?


- Middle Finger - 01-18-2009

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- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:32
Seconded. Only one newbie more boring than him and that's SinistersDealer. Shit, I take that back, even his lurking is more entertaining than this guy.


- Middle Finger - 01-18-2009

It's worse than watching Ramseycat explain and defend how she isn't a dopey-ass wannabe drama-queen who isn't gullible.

- AnonyMoose - 01-18-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:It's worse than watching Ramseycat explain and defend how she isn't a dopey-ass wannabe drama-queen who isn't gullible.
Nothing is worse than that, actually.

- OnBendedKnee - 01-18-2009

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Middle Finger Wrote:It's worse than watching Ramseycat explain and defend how she isn't a dopey-ass wannabe drama-queen who isn't gullible.
Nothing is worse than that, actually. 
Well, waterboarding might be.

No.
You're right. Nothing's worse.

- ramseycat - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:It's worse than watching Ramseycat explain and defend how she isn't a dopey-ass wannabe drama-queen who isn't gullible.
Nothing is worse than that, actually.
Actually there is Moose. It's you trying to fit in and be cool. You have proven time and time again how socially inept you are. You were not the bully in High School. You were big dumb geek that couldn't get a girlfriend because you lacked any sort of self confidence and social skills. And you were just plain ugly. And guess what? You are still that guy. Only now you try to bully people on the internet. How's that working out for you?

- Sinister - 01-18-2009

For thevery last motherfucking time; the two of you need to keep your shit out of the newbie threads. It's old, it's tired, it's boring and I am sick to goddamn death of telling you.

- Liquid - 01-18-2009

[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:
Quote: I do have weak knees though, so don't kick too hard.
From giving back alley blowjobs for $5 a pop. Fucking cocksucker.