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- sally - 01-18-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Kill clients who think free means everything and anything and not just the ONE ITEM you offered for free?

I know those people well. They think free estimate means that my salesman should come out there not once, but 3 more times just to jew him down in the end or not give us the job at all.

Then I have the old bastards that insist on being home while we do the job so they can stand out there and drive my laborers crazy. Then they leave right before the job is done without leaving a check. I have $30,000 worth of work out right now and these fucks are taking their sweet ass time paying it. I always have a check ready when anyone does work on my home. I want to kill these people and their whole fucking family :Diablo:


- The Antagonist - 01-18-2009

Duchess Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:if he doesn't bring her, she just shows up
Unannounced? No phone call, no begging for an invitation? Fuck that is right!! Not even the Brothers show up at my house without a call first. My Mom doesn't, my sister doesn't; NO ONE does. They know better. ::gunner::
Yup, unannounced, uninvited...She knows that we always open our home to friends on game day & she does not take the hint that I don't want her here, now I am being forced to be rude, damnit !!
Trust me, you will not feel bad for doing it. Mock has given you powers in the 'real world' you've yet to use.

- Duchess - 01-18-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Trust me, you will not feel bad for doing it. Mock has given you powers in the 'real world' you've yet to use.
You're absolutely right, Ant !...And, Sin did say a few weeks ago that it was official, Mock had finally corrupted me.

- Maggot - 01-18-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:if he doesn't bring her, she just shows up
Unannounced? No phone call, no begging for an invitation? Fuck that is right!! Not even the Brothers show up at my house without a call first. My Mom doesn't, my sister doesn't; NO ONE does. They know better. ::gunner::
It takes time to put away the body parts.

- Momster - 01-18-2009

I do not answer the door unless you were invited to my home. RUDE

- Sinister - 01-18-2009

Momster Wrote:I do not answer the door unless you were invited to my home. RUDE
When a knock comes at my door that I'm not expectingI rack a shell in the 20 gauge and ask who the fuck is there. I've made the UPS guy piss down his own leg. And the workers from the water company. ::lmao::

- DPD Chick - 01-18-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I do not answer the door unless you were invited to my home. RUDE
When a knock comes at my door that I'm not expectingI rack a shell in the 20 gauge and ask who the fuck is there. I've made the UPS guy piss down his own leg. And the workers from the water company. ::lmao::
that is the greatest sound and it does work

- OnBendedKnee - 01-18-2009

[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote: if he doesn't bring her, she just shows up
Unannounced?  No phone call, no begging for an invitation?  Fuck that is right!!  Not even the Brothers show up at my house without a call first.  My Mom doesn't, my sister doesn't; NO ONE does.  They know better.  ::gunner::
It takes time to put away the body parts.
Two words, Wood Chipper.

Speeds up the process nicely. ::thumbs::

- Sinister - 01-18-2009

DPD Chick Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I do not answer the door unless you were invited to my home. RUDE
When a knock comes at my door that I'm not expectingI rack a shell in the 20 gauge and ask who the fuck is there. I've made the UPS guy piss down his own leg. And the workers from the water company. ::lmao::
that is the greatest sound and it does work
It is an unmistakable soundand I have run off a would-be burglar with that technique some years back.

- The Antagonist - 01-18-2009

I just let my dogs handle it.
They each can grab an ankle of the dope and "make a wish".

- DPD Chick - 01-18-2009

that too, my dog doesn't look like the friendlist of creatures (or sound like one either)

- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

Sinister Wrote:When a knock comes at my door that I'm not expectingI rack a shell in the 20 gauge and ask who the fuck is there. I've made the UPS guy piss down his own leg. And the workers from the water company. ::lmao::
I keep an 8 gauge double barrel by the door in a closet. Doesn't make quite as distinctive of a sound, but I won't ever need to shoot twice...


- AnonyMoose - 01-18-2009

DPD Chick Wrote:that is the greatest sound and it does work

Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".Racking a shotgun puts you in a position of being reactive instead of proactive and takes away your position of control. You are MUCH better off having an already chambered, sound supressed submachine gun and night vision.

I highly recommend each and every person that thinks a hostile condition could happen in their lives read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.




- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:that is the greatest sound and it does work
Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".Racking a shotgun puts you in a position of being reactive instead of proactive and takes away your position of control. You are MUCH better off having an already chambered, sound supressed submachine gun and night vision.

I highly recommend each and every person that thinks a hostile condition could happen in their lives read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
Everyone knows its not tactically sound, but how many people do you think are that bright and resort to robbing houses? If it was someone I was really worried about it would be a different story. The shotgun is all about the effect. SWAT teams and cops don't really hold their lights right next to their guns either, but its a much better effect for television than holding it at arms length.


- The Afterbirth - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".Racking a shotgun puts you in a position of being reactive instead of proactive and takes away your position of control. You are MUCH better off having an already chambered, sound supressed submachine gun and night vision.

I highly recommend each and every person that thinks a hostile condition could happen in their lives read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
If you're ever in Texas, you should come by my gun range and we can shoot.


- Sinister - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".
Yes, I know this. Which is why I did so from behind the fridge which was near the front door where I lived. I'm not a complete idiot.

Well, maybe about some things I am a total fool......yanno, Moose?




- DPD Chick - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:I highly recommend each and every person that thinks a hostile condition could happen in their lives read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
Read it in college, meh

- AnonyMoose - 01-18-2009

The Afterbirth Wrote:Everyone knows its not tactically sound, but how many people do you think are that bright and resort to robbing houses? If it was someone I was really worried about it would be a different story. The shotgun is all about the effect. SWAT teams and cops don't really hold their lights right next to their guns either, but its a much better effect for television than holding it at arms length.

I don't know any LEO in SWAT teams, so I do not know SOP for any SWAT organizations. I do think though that most SWAT teams believe in using the right equipment for the right mission. As such, there would be no need for flashlights at all - everything would be Generation III or Generation IV night vision systems. Flashlights and 9mm sidearms are what security guards carry when they are looking for wild wolves in a fenced in lot.




- Maggot - 01-18-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
DPD Chick Wrote:that is the greatest sound and it does work
Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".Racking a shotgun puts you in a position of being reactive instead of proactive and takes away your position of control. You are MUCH better off having an already chambered, sound supressed submachine gun and night vision.

I highly recommend each and every person that thinks a hostile condition could happen in their lives read Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
Wow! I caint believe someone else has read that book! Smiley_emoticons_biggrinGreat book on war and tactics.

- DPD Chick - 01-18-2009

Sinister Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:Racking a shotgun says "here is where I am" and says "open fire before I do".
Yes, I know this. Which is why I did so from behind the fridge which was near the front door where I lived. I'm not a complete idiot.

Well, maybe about some things I am a total fool......yanno, Moose?
exactly. like I'm standing at the top of my stairs in front of the door yelling 'come get me' racking it. ::doh::