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- AnonyMoose - 01-13-2009

Justbyfaith Wrote:Your guys are all choosing to go to hell. But thats the best part about freedom to chose. Could you amagine being a robot and going to hell against your own free will? Smiley_emoticons_stumm A loving God gives choices and freedom to choose.

::blink::Hmmm...41Thank you Lord for freedom of choice!!



The beauty of your god is that I can pack human feces down his throat and he is too weak to retaliate.


- OnBendedKnee - 01-13-2009

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Justbyfaith Wrote:Your guys are all choosing to go to hell. But thats the best part about freedom to chose. Could you amagine being a robot and going to hell against your own free will? Smiley_emoticons_stumm  A loving God gives choices and freedom to choose.

::blink:: Hmmm...41Thank you Lord for freedom of choice!!

 

The beauty of your god is that I can pack human feces down his throat and he is too weak to retaliate. 
Sounds like a decent Fox reality show.

- Sinister - 01-13-2009

ihatefucktards Wrote:There is no God at Mock.

The closest we have to that is ME.

I can NOT, for the life of me, understand why the fuckyou would show up here, JBF. Do you think you're going to come in here and "save" us all from our "sinful" ways? I can tell you right now, your time here is a waste of your time, and ours. Unless you're ready to talk some seriously heinous shit, use foul language, post pics of your wife naked and let Liquid ass-fuck you, there is no reason for you to waste anyone's time.

Since it is up to me who gets in and who does not, I'm thinking you can guess what your chances are. Unless you want to come out of the closet and admit to deciding on being an atheist, your chances of success are ZERO.

Just a nice FYI for ya. ::thumbs::Tell your Mom I said howdy.


- Maggot - 01-13-2009

I've been reading the Nunnery Tales if thats any help.

- Maggot - 01-13-2009

I want to be the first to say I've never been ass-fucked by Liquid, that rule was put in AFTER I cummed here.

- AnonyMoose - 01-13-2009

Maggot Wrote:I want to be the first to say I've been ass-fucked by Liquid
Use protection. Remember what happened to Frank.


- Middle Finger - 01-13-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I want to be the first to say I've been ass-fucked by Liquid
Use protection. Remember what happened to Frank.

::lmao:: WTF?


- AnonyMoose - 01-13-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I want to be the first to say I've been ass-fucked by Liquid
Use protection. Remember what happened to Frank.

::lmao:: WTF?

Remember the shocked look in your eye when the Vet told you the bad news?

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- Borndragon - 01-13-2009

It's looking like Crushedbyfaith took the advice given him and fucked off back to 24, to prey for forgiveness, night and day, from his God, due to the fact he was here, knocking on Hells door.

- The Afterbirth - 01-14-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:I want to be the first to say I've been ass-fucked by Liquid
Use protection. Remember what happened to Frank.

::lmao:: WTF?

Remember the shocked look in your eye when the Vet told you the bad news?

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I could have sworn that thing just moved its head...Then again, I just got off a double shift. In that case, there's a chance I didn't really hit a unicorn on the drive home...Hope it wasn't a human, or worse, a dog...:shock:::coffee::


- Duchess - 01-14-2009

Oh..My..God !...Look what the cat drug into Mock...Hahahaha...Your mother is the one that said she would rather be hit by a car than go through Mock...Any chance you could gether in here ?...I would LOVE to come face to face{so to speak} with her in Mock !

I hate to admit this but, what the fuck, that photo of the moose is friggin' cute...I adore all the animals.


- Middle Finger - 01-15-2009

This thread likely stemmed from one or more of the possibilities below:

1) He was showing courage by dipping his toe into the Pool Of Evil.

2) He is seeing if his Divine Power can cast a light upon our darkness, and was willing to take "risks" in order to perhaps save at least one soul.

3) He was seeing if his Divine Power imparts a protection from Evil upon him, and this was to be a convenient test of that power.

4) He was seeking a thrill by prodding the evil beast.

- The Antagonist - 01-15-2009

Maybe he took a wrong turn at Purgatory?

- OnBendedKnee - 01-15-2009

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:
Quote:Maybe he took a wrong turn at Purgatory?
There's a right turn?

- AnonyMoose - 01-15-2009

Duchess Wrote:I hate to admit this but, what the fuck, that photo of the moose is friggin' cute...I adore all the animals.
That's a cow, you retard.

- OnBendedKnee - 01-15-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I hate to admit this but, what the fuck, that photo of the moose is friggin' cute...I adore all the animals.
That's a cow, you retard.
But they both taste like chicken. ::thumbs::

- Sinister - 01-17-2009

4 days and no replies from him. Bye-bye, JBF.