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- ramseycat - 01-09-2009

That Spedini sounds awsome!! Now I want some.


- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

Momster Wrote:1 large DARK green jalapeno (squeezed and diced)
Soup chickens always have a gumby fetish

[Image: gumby.jpg]





- Momster - 01-09-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:1 large DARK green jalapeno (squeezed and diced)
Soup chickens always have a gumby fetish

[Image: gumby.jpg]
are you high?



- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

Momster Wrote:are you high?
You have some kind bud to hook a brutha up?


- ramseycat - 01-09-2009

And that quac sounds good too. I am so making that this wekend.


- Momster - 01-09-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:are you high?
You have some kind bud to hook a brutha up?
I wish. That would make my pain stop WAY better than pills.


- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

Momster Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:are you high?
You have some kind bud to hook a brutha up?
I wish. That would make my pain stop WAY better than pills.

I can help you with this. It is very easy to grow killer bud in your basement. Let me know if you need instructions on setting up a system.



- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

ramseycat Wrote:And that quac sounds good too. I am so making that this wekend.
No chili? Fuck you. You are dead to me.


- Momster - 01-09-2009

chilli is fucking delicious with guac and cheese on top

just sayin


- ramseycat - 01-09-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:And that quac sounds good too. I am so making that this wekend.
No chili? Fuck you. You are dead to me.
Sorry honey, yes I would love some chilli to. But I don't want no venison in it. Me no likey. And I like lots of cheese and sour cream.


- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

Momster Wrote:chilli is fucking delicious with guac and cheese on top

just sayin
With guac? You sure? That sounds kinda weird. I would think maybe sour cream would go well, but not guac.


- Momster - 01-09-2009

Its good. I eat it with fried tortillas


- ramseycat - 01-09-2009

Yea, leave the quac for the chips. Not on the chili.

I had a turkey quac panini at Jason's once and it was so freaking good!! It was better than an orgasm. But we don't have Jason's up here. Fuckers.


- AnonyMoose - 01-09-2009

ramseycat Wrote:Yea, leave the quac for the chips. Not on the chili.

I had a turkey quac panini at Jason's once and it was so freaking good!! It was better than an orgasm. But we don't have Jason's up here. Fuckers.
I had too much for dinner. Now I want to talk about sex or beer instead.


- The Afterbirth - 01-10-2009

Momster Wrote:Its good. I eat it with fried tortillas
Its San Antonio...people eat everything with fried tortillas.



- Duchess - 01-10-2009

Sinister Wrote:Mock has reached a new low. ::hmph::
That would be an understatement.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-10-2009

Recipe:- Sally

Take one retarded soup chicken.

Mix with one kilo of compulsive and pointless lies.

Add 4 tablespoons of the internet.

Mix until tedious.

Serve tepid in a used condom.



- Sinister - 01-10-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Recipe:- Sally

Take one retarded soup chicken.

Mix with one kilo of compulsive and pointless lies.

Add 4 tablespoons of the internet.

Mix until tedious.

Serve tepid in a used condom.
That might be the most brilliant post I have ever seen on Mock from any member.


- sally - 01-10-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Recipe:- Sally

Take one retarded soup chicken.

Mix with one kilo of compulsive and pointless lies.

Add 4 tablespoons of the internet.

Mix until tedious.

Serve tepid in a used condom.
Good one Opie, atleast you are good for something. It really makes upfor being a bum and a sorry excuse for aman.Have you even started looking for a job yet or is your girlfriend still selling her ass while you sit here at the computer all day?


- The Afterbirth - 01-10-2009

Nice recipe OP...