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- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Stomp Wrote:Skinister, show me your titties?

Stomp, I would not give you the honor of seeingmy 38DD's with a gun to my head.

I am waiting for some more regulars to show up to see what they think of you. You're on the bubble for getting access. I can pop that bubble with one click of my mouse, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors. And FYI; along with me and all the other members who aren't virgin bitches, my python is your intellectual superior, too.



- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009

I couldn't get past "38DD."


- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009

Sin!!....Don't say Python to that boy...........it already has a wee willy complex


- Stomp - 01-06-2009

Quote:Did this limp ass mommy boy actually type that

I have bitches that do that crap for me in exchange for touching my cock. I'm sure you wouldn't understand.





- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009

While you lived with Mommy in your late 20s, you didn't do your own laundry?


- Stomp - 01-06-2009

Quote:While you lived with Mommy in your late 20s, you didn't do your own laundry?
I had bitches do that crap for me in exchange for touching my cock. I'm sure you wouldn't understand.



- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I couldn't get past "38DD."
You know; you've seen them. ::bigg::


- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Looks like Stomp stomped off with his toys and went home. ::rotfl::::LOL::::laugh::::lmao::::rolllaugh::


- Duchess - 01-06-2009

I've been following Stomp's progress all day from my BlackBerry...He has huge potential & he is as acceptable as some of the others...Stomp, what genre of books are you drawn to ?...If he says, "what's a book"..kick him to the curb, Sin.


- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009

He just went to read the Maytag Washer Guide book. Wants to learn how mama washes those clothes


- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Duchess Wrote:I've been following Stomp's progress all day from my BlackBerry...He has huge potential & he is as acceptable as some of the others...Stomp, what genre of books are you drawn to ?...If he says, "what's a book"..kick him to the curb, Sin.
Roger that, Dutch. ::thumbs::


- Stomp - 01-06-2009

Duchess, I like fantasy type books and technical manuals (not maytag) Smiley_emoticons_smile

Carlos Castaneda is my favorite writer. The 'Art of Dreaming' rocked. Its been a few years since reading a book though.



- Jurassic - 01-06-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God, someone please get Jurassic to stop typing in the quote boxes! I hate that shit ...
My apologies rather large breasted one, put it down to an old farts moment Smiley_emoticons_wink


- Duchess - 01-06-2009

Stomp.........Boxers or Briefs ?


- Middle Finger - 01-06-2009

Jurassic Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God, someone please get Jurassic to stop typing in the quote boxes! I hate that shit ...
My apologies rather large breasted one, put it down to an old farts moment Smiley_emoticons_wink

Large breasted one?::dunno:: :shock:



- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Duchess Wrote:Stomp.........Boxers or Briefs ?
Good question. Stomp?


- newbiecollector - 01-06-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Jurassic Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God, someone please get Jurassic to stop typing in the quote boxes! I hate that shit ...
My apologies rather large breasted one, put it down to an old farts moment Smiley_emoticons_wink
Large breasted one?::dunno:: :shock:
I think I might have puked a bit


- Sinister - 01-06-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Jurassic Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God, someone please get Jurassic to stop typing in the quote boxes! I hate that shit ...
My apologies rather large breasted one, put it down to an old farts moment Smiley_emoticons_wink
Large breasted one?::dunno:: :shock:
Maybe he thought he was replying to my thread about how to use the quote box feature? Or maybe he's seen your moobs!! 116


- Stomp - 01-06-2009

Quote:Stomp.........Boxers or Briefs ?

Boxers, I like the freedom of motion and its good to air them out.






- Duchess - 01-06-2009

Stomp Wrote:its good to air them out.
They need to be aired out ?:shock: